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well

you are putting them to use

instead of letting them rot

Oh yes, we had to do this.
And it actually slightly increased science and intel
Fuck yes
FUCK. YES.
YES! FUCK! YES!
I will totally have to make a dispatch on our new Psionics and Magick school
```Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.```

I managed to ban gasoline in cars and NOT hurt my economy.
In fact, the auto industry INCREASED! 😎 🌲 🌻

Also, parents need a license to make-a da babbys.

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How dare any o' these scurvy dogs claim naval superiority over me!
I'll be showin' them a thing er 2! Arrrr!

YAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!

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NICE boost in environment, also 0.68 years boost in lifespan.
Also, no loss in economy. Probably b/c I already switched all our cars over to electric, so we don't use much oil anyway.
This also fits good with my lore
B/c I said that very little oil is used for any kind of fuel, and those 2 islands up north heavily use geothermal

Polyspectra is now run by the Grand Council
(even though they say "Federal Council")

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post summaries

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The Armed Republic of Team Get Money is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 556 million original gangsters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving pimpin economy, worth 49.3 trillion DOLLA DOLLA BILLS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 88,708 DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,639 per year while the poor average 12,357, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, political activists are routinely executed, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Team Get Money flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Team Get Money's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
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The Holy Empire of Crusadia mythos is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ragnar The Annihilator with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 815 million Crusaders are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dracoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The all-consuming Crusadian economy, worth 88.1 trillion Templars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,154 Templars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and the children of Crusadia mythos are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Crusadia mythos's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Federal Republic of Freemans in Terra is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 986 million Freemans in Terrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freemans in Terran economy, worth 150 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,474 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 488,064 per year while the poor average 36,158, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Skateparks can be found in every city, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freemans in Terra's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

didnt knew you can anex other countries