Message from @Captain Kirk JT

Discord ID: 488722952284798976


2018-08-31 23:27:24 UTC  

Is this general?

2018-08-31 23:27:39 UTC  

yes

2018-08-31 23:27:55 UTC  

Why's it so dead

2018-08-31 23:28:13 UTC  

this is for wormholes

2018-08-31 23:28:14 UTC  

dead server, discord jews infiltrated

2018-08-31 23:28:18 UTC  

kirk is a silly boy and didnt enable wormholes

2018-08-31 23:30:16 UTC  

is this general now?

2018-09-03 22:05:22 UTC  

do we abandon this server?

2018-09-03 22:17:47 UTC  

not yet

2018-09-04 18:18:54 UTC  

^

2018-09-10 07:44:14 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓

2018-09-10 07:44:14 UTC  

A wormhole has not been opened yet.

2018-09-10 07:44:21 UTC  

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2018-09-10 11:25:07 UTC  

@Captain Kirk JT captain nigger open up a wormhole

2018-09-10 14:45:42 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole open

2018-09-10 14:45:43 UTC  

Wormholes are way more fun if Septapus has webhook permissions, please give Septapus a role with Manage Webhooks (does not work with 2 factor). Use `@Septapus wormhole open please` for normal wormholes.

2018-09-10 14:49:44 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole open

2018-09-10 14:49:44 UTC  

Wormholes are way more fun if Septapus has webhook permissions, please give Septapus a role with Manage Webhooks (does not work with 2 factor). Use `@Septapus wormhole open please` for normal wormholes.

2018-09-10 14:50:11 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole open

2018-09-10 14:50:12 UTC  

Wormholes are way more fun if Septapus has webhook permissions, please give Septapus a role with Manage Webhooks (does not work with 2 factor). Use `@Septapus wormhole open please` for normal wormholes.

2018-09-10 14:50:31 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole open please

2018-09-10 14:50:32 UTC  

2018-09-10 15:11:01 UTC  

@here wormholes opened

2018-09-10 15:11:11 UTC  

WOOOOO

2018-09-10 15:11:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484793799210565642/488728205461815306/1532431884685.png

2018-09-10 15:11:51 UTC  

is this general v0.2 alpha

2018-09-10 15:20:15 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send So, I have an ultimatum.

First, um, so Bill Gates and the Illuminati gotta herd the nigger cattle, WOO WOO, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, they got a big herd of niggercattle. Yippie-ka-yay, we're nigger cattle herders, we gotta herd the nigger cattle. They are the most docile fuckin' nigger cattle, we got them so docile, we got this big awesome herd of nigger cattle and they SHIT and they sit there and they watch tv and they SHIT. It's the best fuckin' herd of nigger cattle, we took away all their guns, now they just SHIT and we watch them and we're rich, we are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle, WOO WOO, we gotta, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle, it's the best thing ever.

So that's what the Illuminati got, aaand I got a space alien. So, here's my ultimatum:

You can live in hell with your herd of nigger cattle,
OR
You can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple - the third temple.
Okay? That simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle, cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna suck your fuckin' jewnigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fuckin' enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fuckin' space alien? Are you fuckin' crazy? I've got a fucking space alien! Of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with niggercattle, fuck yourself! You think I'm- Enjoy your fuckin' nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
GO, GO, GO, GO,
you got the nigger cattle,
You got a fucking herd of nigger cattle WOO WOO WOO, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

2018-09-10 15:20:16 UTC  

2018-09-10 15:22:17 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send I’m Danish and served in our military when I was 21. Well after a few years I was assigned to NATO in Izmir. But before I left, my commanding officer gave me a heads up.

Apparently there was a history of Turks anally raping Danes. It began when our special forces went to the Aegean to conduct drills with the Turks. After it was over (the Turks got unnecessarily physics during as well), our Danish boys decided to go sun bathing in the nice weather. Well the Turks noticed, came over and started flirting with our guys... sort of caressing them and holding their body parts inappropriately. We thought it was a cultural mis understanding but that night, the Turkish teams busted into the Danish Barracks and anally raped every single soldier amid cries and shits and more. The scene was appalling the next morning when the Danish command silently and instantly withdrew from the drills. It is not public because of the shame but be Turks claimed we sent them girls instead of boys ... they said our blond slender boys were basically girls and laughed it off. This is why Denmark is still pissed off at Turkey.

2018-09-10 15:22:18 UTC  

2018-09-10 20:13:54 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484793799210565642/488804330988765184/Dramatic_reading_of_an_excerpt_from_book_Fear.webm

2018-09-10 20:13:54 UTC  

2018-09-10 20:58:06 UTC  

Wew

2018-09-10 20:58:11 UTC  

I have been summoned

2018-09-12 00:23:06 UTC  

*A message came through the wormhole.*
Владимир Ильич Ленин: Give me youw man miwk, Satan 😩👌

2018-09-12 01:59:50 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send hello there

2018-09-12 01:59:50 UTC  

2018-09-12 02:01:44 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole close

2018-09-12 02:01:44 UTC  

I'm sorry, you must be the channel owner to close a wormhole.

2018-09-12 02:04:14 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send bitch, i served in the military 10 years. I know a fucking thing about daddy issues. my dad used to beat me with his "gay belt" even though i wasn't gay, then my other dad joined in. imagine that, 2 grown ass men beating a boy with a "gay belt". karen, come back.

2018-09-12 02:04:15 UTC