Message from @Bojangles Unchained ⛄

Discord ID: 407458105685835786


2018-01-29 08:45:39 UTC  

That’s true

2018-01-29 08:45:55 UTC  

Fucj

2018-01-29 08:45:58 UTC  

Fuck

2018-01-29 08:46:37 UTC  

Should i claim im jewish and start screaming about the shoah to try to get upgraded to first class?

2018-01-29 08:48:01 UTC  

@TheBowlFather pull your foreskin back with a rubber band just in case

2018-01-29 08:48:04 UTC  

^

2018-01-29 08:48:05 UTC  

You never know

2018-01-29 08:48:25 UTC  

they do penis inspections at immigration & customs

2018-01-29 08:48:30 UTC  

Lol they might have a rabbi on call

2018-01-29 08:48:45 UTC  

I keep a penny under my foreskin to bribe the kike authorities

2018-01-29 08:48:50 UTC  

Tell him Moshe missed a lot all those years back

2018-01-29 08:49:09 UTC  

the mohel wasn't wearing his glasses

2018-01-29 08:49:11 UTC  

He had nubby teeth

2018-01-29 08:49:15 UTC  

He had a cavity

2018-01-29 08:49:19 UTC  

Had to cancel

2018-01-29 08:49:46 UTC  

Couldnt reschedule the next week due to a sale on gefilte

2018-01-29 08:52:02 UTC  

I hate rat kikes heil hitler

2018-01-29 08:52:11 UTC  

Im on the airport wifi

2018-01-29 08:52:21 UTC  

Think saying that triggered some sort of alarm?

2018-01-29 08:53:02 UTC  

the TSA is gonna grab you and some big black woman with gap teeth is going to give you a full body cavity search

2018-01-29 08:54:25 UTC  

They’re going to send you to a refugee camp so you can be raped

2018-01-29 08:56:22 UTC  

Lol

2018-01-29 08:56:26 UTC  

Im syrian

2018-01-29 08:56:38 UTC  

I need gibs

2018-01-29 08:57:07 UTC  

All the jfk tsa is niggers not a single whitey besides the top ppl

2018-01-29 08:57:54 UTC  

I just noticed a fucking cute blonde with her arab boyfriend sat next to me.im going to fucking ruin their flight if they sit next to me

2018-01-29 08:58:57 UTC  

force them to beat you off

2018-01-29 08:59:03 UTC  

say you have crystals that need charging

2018-01-29 08:59:12 UTC  

They are on another fkight

2018-01-29 08:59:19 UTC  

F

2018-01-29 08:59:35 UTC  

Fucking disgusting shes cute too taller than him by a lot hes a dorky little mud faggot

2018-01-29 08:59:42 UTC  

They both deserve death

2018-01-29 09:00:23 UTC  

K I L L

2018-01-29 09:00:39 UTC  

I packed a machete in my checked baga

2018-01-29 09:00:41 UTC  

Bags

2018-01-29 09:00:42 UTC  

maybe she's an instagram model, Prince Ahmed is about to let her go on a shopping spree on his credit card and then shit all over her face

2018-01-29 09:00:44 UTC  

Wish i had it

2018-01-29 09:00:59 UTC  

Its qatar airways

2018-01-29 09:01:02 UTC  

Maybe lol

2018-01-29 09:01:05 UTC  

She’s getting culturally enriched