Message from @Soup Can Sam

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you can get 20% off your first purchase with the code: SomeoneFuckingShootMe

2020-04-23 23:52:43 UTC  

I smell edge

2020-04-23 23:52:43 UTC  

Hopefully if protects me from the CCP's cyberattacks

2020-04-23 23:52:49 UTC  

Kgb

@Cobra Commander hey, it can **try** (nordvpn is not responsible for your internet and cannot be held liable for any damages done. insurance companies, corporations or any internet provider is not liable either. restrictions apply)

2020-04-23 23:52:54 UTC  
2020-04-23 23:53:27 UTC  

hell yeah

2020-04-23 23:55:27 UTC  

Is it just me or does thing smell like e d g e

2020-04-23 23:56:17 UTC  

Anyways, what are Trump's policies that his (normal) supporters are agreeing on

must be the rust on my knife that i murdered some assassins chasing me with last night

2020-04-23 23:56:24 UTC  

Ergo the reason for Trump 2020

No it smells like my food cooking

2020-04-23 23:57:03 UTC  

What are u cooking

2020-04-23 23:57:25 UTC  

Edge

2020-04-23 23:57:37 UTC  

She/He was supposed to say it, damn it

2020-04-23 23:57:46 UTC  

Ruined the joke, edgelord

2020-04-23 23:57:48 UTC  

It smells like shit here actually

2020-04-23 23:57:51 UTC  

Edgemaster

2020-04-23 23:57:55 UTC  

uh oh, stinky

2020-04-23 23:58:02 UTC  

It smells like magic

2020-04-23 23:58:17 UTC  

It seems I'm going to have to let the final third of my pancakes go to waste

2020-04-23 23:58:20 UTC  

I blame Trump

2020-04-23 23:58:32 UTC  

How do you fuck up pancakes

2020-04-23 23:58:53 UTC  

Oh no I'm just 2/3s of the way through them and idk if I can make it all the way

Chicken alfredo @Takasuya

2020-04-23 23:59:01 UTC  

Lmao

2020-04-23 23:59:12 UTC  

And its Trump's fault

2020-04-23 23:59:20 UTC  

What kind of chicken? Rooster, hen? Gotta know your chicken

i gotta know as well what type of chicken it is

2020-04-23 23:59:53 UTC  

I know you do

2020-04-24 00:01:05 UTC  

Chickens are fucking tiny dinosaurs

2020-04-24 00:01:11 UTC  

^

2020-04-24 00:01:19 UTC  

Ever seen those motherfuckers skeletonize a mouse?

2020-04-24 00:01:32 UTC  

lizards are

2020-04-24 00:01:49 UTC  

Well, chickens share ancestry, if not directly related to the T-rex

2020-04-24 00:02:01 UTC  

Lizards are just small horny dinosaurs

2020-04-24 00:02:04 UTC  

pfffft

2020-04-24 00:02:07 UTC  

They are always trying to mate

2020-04-24 00:02:07 UTC  

evolution isn't real

2020-04-24 00:02:21 UTC  

And can bite and run short distances

2020-04-24 00:02:41 UTC  

Plus smol Size