Message from @Soup Can Sam

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2020-04-23 23:58:53 UTC  

Oh no I'm just 2/3s of the way through them and idk if I can make it all the way

Chicken alfredo @Takasuya

2020-04-23 23:59:01 UTC  

Lmao

2020-04-23 23:59:12 UTC  

And its Trump's fault

2020-04-23 23:59:20 UTC  

What kind of chicken? Rooster, hen? Gotta know your chicken

i gotta know as well what type of chicken it is

2020-04-23 23:59:53 UTC  

I know you do

2020-04-24 00:01:05 UTC  

Chickens are fucking tiny dinosaurs

2020-04-24 00:01:11 UTC  

^

2020-04-24 00:01:19 UTC  

Ever seen those motherfuckers skeletonize a mouse?

2020-04-24 00:01:32 UTC  

lizards are

2020-04-24 00:01:49 UTC  

Well, chickens share ancestry, if not directly related to the T-rex

2020-04-24 00:02:01 UTC  

Lizards are just small horny dinosaurs

2020-04-24 00:02:04 UTC  

pfffft

2020-04-24 00:02:07 UTC  

They are always trying to mate

2020-04-24 00:02:07 UTC  

evolution isn't real

2020-04-24 00:02:21 UTC  

And can bite and run short distances

2020-04-24 00:02:41 UTC  

Plus smol Size

2020-04-24 00:02:51 UTC  

They're descended maniraptorans, Tyrannosaurs and maniraptorans are both coelurosaurs but not directly related.

2020-04-24 00:03:22 UTC  

Oh fuck

2020-04-24 00:03:26 UTC  

get naenaed on

2020-04-24 00:03:30 UTC  

You thought you were safe here

2020-04-24 00:03:36 UTC  

You were wrong

2020-04-24 00:03:46 UTC  

<:Chad:591247390837702685>

2020-04-24 00:05:39 UTC  

Ah,yes, the negotiator

2020-04-24 00:05:39 UTC  

GG @Takasuya, you just advanced to level 4!

2020-04-24 00:06:09 UTC  

Seriously as soon as spring hits the anoles are out to fuck though

2020-04-24 00:06:18 UTC  

Males flapping their dulap and shit

2020-04-24 00:06:24 UTC  

Chasing females

2020-04-24 00:06:43 UTC  

bro it's wild because they are trying as soon as the temp gets warm enough

2020-04-24 00:07:33 UTC  

Oh lord I just had vietnam flashbacks to when a friend linked me a video of somebody raping a chicken

2020-04-24 00:07:36 UTC  

Oh god why

2020-04-24 00:07:49 UTC  

<:peepobad:538084182644228112>

2020-04-24 00:08:07 UTC  

@Soup Can Sam haha I seen that but have you seen the video of a chick being blended?

2020-04-24 00:08:16 UTC  

Brown and red mush made of baby chicken

2020-04-24 00:08:24 UTC  

Yeah I've seen that one

2020-04-24 00:08:29 UTC  

that's like entry level stuff

2020-04-24 00:08:54 UTC  

fucking hell

2020-04-24 00:09:41 UTC  

I used to be Tor deep web person

2020-04-24 00:27:37 UTC  

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2020-04-24 00:27:44 UTC  

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