Message from @Soup Can Sam
Discord ID: 703032792048468010
What are u cooking
Edge
She/He was supposed to say it, damn it
Ruined the joke, edgelord
It smells like shit here actually
Edgemaster
uh oh, stinky
It smells like magic
It seems I'm going to have to let the final third of my pancakes go to waste
I blame Trump
How do you fuck up pancakes
Oh no I'm just 2/3s of the way through them and idk if I can make it all the way
Chicken alfredo @Takasuya
Lmao
And its Trump's fault
What kind of chicken? Rooster, hen? Gotta know your chicken
i gotta know as well what type of chicken it is
I know you do
Chickens are fucking tiny dinosaurs
^
lizards are
Well, chickens share ancestry, if not directly related to the T-rex
Lizards are just small horny dinosaurs
pfffft
They are always trying to mate
evolution isn't real
And can bite and run short distances
Plus smol Size
They're descended maniraptorans, Tyrannosaurs and maniraptorans are both coelurosaurs but not directly related.
Oh fuck
get naenaed on
You thought you were safe here
You were wrong
<:Chad:591247390837702685>
Ah,yes, the negotiator
Seriously as soon as spring hits the anoles are out to fuck though
Males flapping their dulap and shit
Chasing females
bro it's wild because they are trying as soon as the temp gets warm enough