Let's get one thing about me "straight" up front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm a as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on I'd be like, "No way, bro I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There's George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them

STOP

Let's get one thing about me "straight" up front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm a as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on I'd be like, "No way, bro I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There's George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them

if you are going to do them because blitz convinced you to dont, hes retarded and he probably doesnt even do them anyway, probably just a big larp like everything else

fuck you frank

Daddy no

I just drank a yuge vaccine cocktail to ensure I'll have top tier kiddos

im like 10 years older than blitz

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Once they start teething I'm getting them on a steady diet of Jeffpoasts

im the age where its commonly accepted among educated people about them that its acceptable to do them if you max out

some steroid therapy prescribed by a doctor is ok for older men with low t

yeah its like testosterone cream they rub on thin parts of your skin

COR BLIMEY LOOK AT DESE ANGLO BEEYOOTEES

@LeftismisADisease what's your take on roids

COR OI'D ROGER THEM UP THE BUM

This will be the official position of BP

Look at those milkers

>he'll probably just say shoot niggers

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@Blitz ⚡ mazy more like mamzy

would rape

Mamzy

Lolol

Would Iron Gates

well anglo chicks can come of course

MamZPaul

boyz2men

Dude

how did we never realize how gay that was

BoyzIIMen is implicit

lmao

What about Depechemode?

its a coming of age tale

That song about collared greens and gospel

milo style

Okay left thot can get warbrided

Whitest thing around

I fucking LOVE depeche mode

What’s worse

i was so pissed when richard spencer started talking about them