I have done that before when i was too fucked, i pissed a little on a girl and told her it was cum

A kid in my highschool spit on a girls back then busted in her face when she looked

One of my Sig Chi bros got so drunk that he threw up in a sorostitute's snatch

I want to join TKE but they got shut down on my campus

It filled up so fast that it ballooned up and spat it back in his face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QznoFqXp8

Then she kicked him in the head

Steve Rambo: American Hero

He had a massive shiner

Lmao

Steve? Yeah

@Sean1488 avoid TKE, Pike, and Beta Theta Pi

great shape

Why can’t kids handle getting their elbows cut open

Like shit it’s not hard to treat a wound and stop it from getting infected

SAE, Sig Chi, and Kappa Alpha are the ones you want to go for if you pledge

I actually enjoy watching gay porn with the gay scenes cut out, the terrible faggot acting makes it fucking hilarious to watch

and you try to figure out wtf you are watching

Beta theta pi is qrow right?

it's drinking 3 too many bottles of Tussin and getting stuck on the old people channel

If so I almost threw two of them out of a TKE party Saturday

Gay porn would be a step down from the war crimes I beat off to tbh.

@Vic_Mackey but why avoid them and go for the others

Wait fixed it,

hahaha

@Sean1488 they're garbage tier and full of mamzers and losers on most campuses

Total corncobs

I cracked my dick until the cows came home.

And then I cracked it some more.

Fight me.

The guys I partied with and the ones at Penn state have been cool

I just had a raging epiphany

almost every hand that you shake in your life has jacked off a dick.

and by raging epiphany i dont beat a rugged boner

but holy bowl think about it

(((shaking hands)))

Spudroyper

oh so we doin hats now?

I made NS go insane about the doxing thing i said. he was talking about posting his truck on craigslist so i just made that sound cryptic and said that he lived in a town, and he went full bowl over it. sorry @TheBowlFather I bowled you. And if I do come to cambodia, @Kombat-Unit is coming with me, and we are having a face-off in doing at least one type of drug if you wonj't then

Idk vic has one and i dont