doesth one care for a tea?

I fancy a cup, yes.

mmmyes

oy then lads

ill get the kettle piping

good heavens, what is that accent

have you been fraternizing with the help again?

what does one mean by such things

Art thou even huwyte if lacking a fancy title such as this?

mmmyes

i heard you using that slang, it reminds me of when I slum it down in the east end

@TheBowlFather

thats great

haha!

@Akashic Wrecker seems to have forgotten his manners and his topper.

My word, I have never seen a roster full of so much haberdashery in my lifetime.

mmyes of course

Only the finest habowldasheroof

@Vic_Mackey ay then mate, i aren't always fancy with what i put about and do you know sir

Ah yes. I only shop at Roofs.

FUCK YOU ALL, I'M THE MOST BASED NIGGER IN THE WORLD

The finest top hats.

Oh, dear. The help has gotten loose once more.

wat in the hell

i laughed way too hard at that

im starting to wonder if Blitzington didn't pull a "my fair lady" on us with Paddywick.

please repeat after me

im going to say that @Vic_Mackey and pull my dick out in front of girls

the bowl in your soul fills niggers with some holes

@WhiteTrash Now, this is hardly vernacular befitting a Trashfort!

mmmyes

GMMO

@Akashic Wrecker Guffawing my monocle off

Mister Mackington, don't drag the good Trashfort name through the mud

good heavens, i nearly chortled my snuff out

Careful boys, I might be tempted to stroke myself into a way a bit too fancy

@Vic_Mackey Any attempt to sully the Trashfort's good name will be met with nothing but hostility.

That would be *Sir* Mackington, O.B.E. to you, Sir Trashfort.

I need whippits

My apologies Sir Mackington.

shall i call my boy back in for you, Paddywick?