@Joseph Goebbowls * Sips whiskey... looks laughing

LOL

I still do not retract whta i said about the conscripted sub saharans i "contracted" during my brief safari this spring, although when questioned about the differences I did fall short in recognizing much aside from the odor.

In retrospect I suppose the smell of a jungle ninny is probably more offensive than the smell of boiled mush and feces only because of the familiarity of it to my nostrils.

I have to say, it is rather more pleasing to see my afro-iberian stand up, whereas the jungle ninny merely makes clicking noises.

I suspect perhaps this is because I have fallen short in disciplinary action

Lawful correction lies in a stout billet

Now if you excuse me, I must prepare for another grand description of my tales of the jungle to a rather Austere Audience Awaiting Another Apt Autobiographical Adventure

mmyes

Good show, chap. Jolly good show.

"Polio is a worldwide problem"

My father is such a boomer

Vladsworth

Please respect your elders, lad. Winston Churchill would not approve of such buffonery.

My word

I say.

Finalstopher, I will batty-fang your posterior if you ever speak such nonsense again!

UPDATE

https://twitter.com/Annakhait/status/958458006462697473

https://twitter.com/theeSpiritchef/status/958458419882708994

Ooo someone dm what the top hats mean

*chortles elitedly*

mmmyes

GMMO

Guffawing my monocle off

victor im having some trouble with the help

i have to go now but can you make sure he understands that lawful correction lies within a stout billet?

Indubitably, old bean.

cheerio

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@Vladislav_Hardbassanov surely I have spoken out of turn. I was attempting to approach the subject in jest, and I fear that I have failed. You have my most sincere and humble apobowlgies.

<@&407860422121881601> I desire libations

@Vic_Mackey ... takes out flask ... sips whiskey

Chucks potato

I must say the Irish help is certainling more intolerable than the Africans ever were.

Paul needs to make that list longer