Message from @MACrusader
Discord ID: 408115694090190848
Salutations, Sir Paddywick!
otherwise I'm going to start cutting dicks off with powered equipment.
@Akashic Wrecker mmmyes. umbrella drinks. money. <@&407860422121881601> being obstinant. more mmyess's
G'eve my lovely island dwelling wanker.
Aaahh meh boy'o Paddy
Where's my fag!?
I'm fighting all of you
come at me
Fag! <@&407860422121881601> Bring me toast!
paddy did you see my R6 siege screenshot i tagged you in yesterday
@Blitz ⚡ fetch yourself saxon swine
I want this 1488x as much as we did to NS last night
hhahahaha
I'm Bowlvarian, not Saxon!
I can kill you through your computers
I'm going to go buy some alcohol i'll be back in a bit
i took a screen of me laying prone and punting my dick with teh butt of my rifle
just for you
that's not punting
I can kill people with mental bowlepathy
a whole new definintion of "butt stroke"
i want a video of you knocking that dick and balls with your rifle stock to the outfield for a double
and run the bases properly
i hate sloppy base running
i know how to recover from testicular impact
i can run it
otherwise, I'm going to get my wickets out and it's time for cricket
Now listen here, you little ruffians <@&407860422121881601>. If you do not fetch me my toast like a good fag is supposed to, then I shall insert this here contraption into my penis and rain golden justice down upon thee.
mmmyes of course
Blitz is the honorary Fag-Master
@Blitz ⚡ i need your help in getting my foreskin back. its gotta be somewhere
if yu are good help you wil get a good fag-tip at the end of the season
When you come to america we will shoot lots of guns, take lots of SIEGE pics, and do lots of drugs
basically @Kombat-Unit should be with us
brb buying booze
^
inject tren into my taint
@Blitz ⚡ stop sending me ur selfies homo