Message from @Slayerworth Cuckington III
Discord ID: 408115686016286722
somebody tag me and give me a summary of everything discussed since my last post
Salutations, Sir Paddywick!
otherwise I'm going to start cutting dicks off with powered equipment.
@Akashic Wrecker mmmyes. umbrella drinks. money. <@&407860422121881601> being obstinant. more mmyess's
G'eve my lovely island dwelling wanker.
Aaahh meh boy'o Paddy
Where's my fag!?
I'm fighting all of you
come at me
Fag! <@&407860422121881601> Bring me toast!
paddy did you see my R6 siege screenshot i tagged you in yesterday
@Blitz ⚡ fetch yourself saxon swine
I want this 1488x as much as we did to NS last night
hhahahaha
I'm Bowlvarian, not Saxon!
I can kill you through your computers
I'm going to go buy some alcohol i'll be back in a bit
i took a screen of me laying prone and punting my dick with teh butt of my rifle
just for you
that's not punting
No Scythian shall ever serve the Hunnic Horde .. drunkard or not
a whole new definintion of "butt stroke"
i want a video of you knocking that dick and balls with your rifle stock to the outfield for a double
and run the bases properly
i hate sloppy base running
i know how to recover from testicular impact
i can run it
otherwise, I'm going to get my wickets out and it's time for cricket
Now listen here, you little ruffians <@&407860422121881601>. If you do not fetch me my toast like a good fag is supposed to, then I shall insert this here contraption into my penis and rain golden justice down upon thee.
mmmyes of course
Blitz is the honorary Fag-Master
@Blitz ⚡ i need your help in getting my foreskin back. its gotta be somewhere
if yu are good help you wil get a good fag-tip at the end of the season
When you come to america we will shoot lots of guns, take lots of SIEGE pics, and do lots of drugs
basically @Kombat-Unit should be with us
brb buying booze
^
inject tren into my taint