wait, is this what you plebians refer to as "sweat" ?

mmyyes, fascinating

Lol

mmyess indeed

somebody tag me and give me a summary of everything discussed since my last post

Salutations, Sir Paddywick!

otherwise I'm going to start cutting dicks off with powered equipment.

@Akashic Wrecker mmmyes. umbrella drinks. money. <@&407860422121881601> being obstinant. more mmyess's

G'eve my lovely island dwelling wanker.

Aaahh meh boy'o Paddy

Where's my fag!?

I'm fighting all of you

come at me

Fag! <@&407860422121881601> Bring me toast!

paddy did you see my R6 siege screenshot i tagged you in yesterday

@Blitz ⚡ fetch yourself saxon swine

I want this 1488x as much as we did to NS last night

hhahahaha

I'm Bowlvarian, not Saxon!

I can kill you through your computers

I'm going to go buy some alcohol i'll be back in a bit

i took a screen of me laying prone and punting my dick with teh butt of my rifle

just for you

that's not punting

I can kill people with mental bowlepathy

No Scythian shall ever serve the Hunnic Horde .. drunkard or not

a whole new definintion of "butt stroke"

i want a video of you knocking that dick and balls with your rifle stock to the outfield for a double

and run the bases properly

i hate sloppy base running

i know how to recover from testicular impact

i can run it

otherwise, I'm going to get my wickets out and it's time for cricket

Now listen here, you little ruffians <@&407860422121881601>. If you do not fetch me my toast like a good fag is supposed to, then I shall insert this here contraption into my penis and rain golden justice down upon thee.

mmmyes of course

Blitz is the honorary Fag-Master

@Blitz ⚡ i need your help in getting my foreskin back. its gotta be somewhere

@Blitz ⚡

if yu are good help you wil get a good fag-tip at the end of the season

When you come to america we will shoot lots of guns, take lots of SIEGE pics, and do lots of drugs

basically @Kombat-Unit should be with us