I once had a zombie rabbit chase me into a swimming pool. I was raking leaves and it was October. The rabbit was in a pile of leaves and the rake hit him and ripped a huge hole in his head, tore out one of his eyes. I was like 16. I was crying. I went in the house to grab a towel to wrap his dead body in. I came back with the towel and walked up to the spot where he was, but he was gone. Only blood and his eye remained. My eyes followed a trail of blood, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. This thing was torn open from mid cranium to cheek. Blood was everywhere. His eye was on my patio. It made no sense. Just as I was trying to fathom this insane situation, the rabbit jumps out of another leaf pile behind me. I run, disoriented, not really thinking about where I was. About 3 steps in, I plunge into our in ground pool. The cover wrapped around me like a straight jacket at first, but luckily tore under the weight of my body and the force of me running before I fell in. As I come up from below the murky water, with only the light at the tear in the cover as a guide of where to go to get out and breathe again, I see the rabbit peering at me, through one eye, at the edge of the pool. I couldn't get out. I had to sit there as he stared at me, waiting for my death. I almost froze to death, but he ended up bleeding out before that happened. I made it out of the pool, and went inside. I almost had hypothermia, so I bitched to my parents about how I had no protection out there. They had the nerve to offer to get me a dog. A fucking dog? Against a zombie rabbit? I never had a dog.. I wish it died though.

same

@Akashic Wrecker batshit I said

I saw 19 notifications. Were any of them directly for me?

LOL @ niggers chimping out in Philly.

Nibba hit the button and see.

LOL

they're all gone

You on your phone?

didn't know you could view individual tags

no

browser

I forget where it is on browser. I think top right maybe?

You can view all the tags

Sorry for getting so heavy with that story about my childhood. It feels good to get it off my bowl, though.

Fucking niggers

I was hoping they'd chimp out and destroy Jewtown.

They're climbing light poles

I hope they destroy the town.

Literal monkeys

Why do they riot if they fucking win?

(((Niggers) apparently aired this commercial during the Super Bowl
https://youtu.be/F4C63guQTGY

You'd think they would at least get a decent VO artist

Anyone see the t-mobile ad people are flipping over?

Apparently it pushed the multi-kulti too hard

@Slayerworth Cuckington III what about batshit

Yeah Philly is the worst

I hope they destroy it

lol

blacture

@⚡Blitz⚡ when did i defend a racemixing junkie?

@Sammy Woodchipperz i took the discord app off my phone and laptop so i wouldn't be on it as much

@Dr. J. T. Goebbowls nice meme

these niggers took down a light post and are climbing on traffic lights

@The Final Bowlution I must have missed it but my dad was complaining about it

these niggers are jumping on fire trucks lol

Bowlfred where you do fall in the Great Siegewar of 2018

@The Final Bowlution the one with the babies?

it was bad