Message from @Bowlfredo von Grossmann XIV

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2018-02-05 04:09:39 UTC  

Sometimes, when I'm fucking my wife, I close my eyes and concentrate on my dick, my subconscious connection with it. Just as I dump my bowl deep into her baby maker, I try to will my dick to blast off with the bowls. It doesn't work. I must align my chakras.

2018-02-05 04:10:06 UTC  

I will rid myself of this dick, or at least half of it, maybe 2 feet worth.

2018-02-05 04:11:39 UTC  

Shit

2018-02-05 04:11:42 UTC  

You know

2018-02-05 04:12:17 UTC  

You can activate the kundalini through your dick doing that

2018-02-05 04:12:22 UTC  

The death of the ego must come first.

2018-02-05 04:12:32 UTC  

Then the death of the dick.

2018-02-05 04:12:36 UTC  

Yes.

2018-02-05 04:13:15 UTC  

It has all been written. We have known it since birth. We do not learn anything new, but rather only rememebr that which we have always known.

2018-02-05 04:16:06 UTC  

My ex fiance would close her eyes and be like talking softly in tongues and moaning when id penetrate her with rapid ramming. First time I stopped after a bit and was confused and weirded out and asked her what she was saying. She opened her eyes, looked at me suspiciously and said "....i wasn't saying anything what do you mean?" I figured hmm and said nevermind and got back to whisking my batter. She did that like half the time though it creeped me the fuck out and kinda turned me on. I think she was a witch.

2018-02-05 04:18:53 UTC  

A poltergeist at her mom's house attacked me for being the most power esoteric being and latched on to me for 2 years or so and was gone from their house. After I found out she dumped me because her boss dumped a bowl in her, I did a ceremony to cast off all energies associated with her. I saw on her brothers Facebook a week later tripping balls about seeing a faceless man in the house and poltergeist shit and he didn't believe in it but they were freaking out and moving because of it.

2018-02-05 04:19:04 UTC  

Never talked to her since.

2018-02-05 04:20:08 UTC  

I wonder how bad she'd bug out if she knew how into hermetic occult stuff I am now and getting into O9A things as well.

2018-02-05 04:23:06 UTC  

got the police scanner and all going on

2018-02-05 04:23:18 UTC  

sounds like niggers are climbing on top of tractor trailers jumping up and down

2018-02-05 04:27:51 UTC  

I once had a zombie rabbit chase me into a swimming pool. I was raking leaves and it was October. The rabbit was in a pile of leaves and the rake hit him and ripped a huge hole in his head, tore out one of his eyes. I was like 16. I was crying. I went in the house to grab a towel to wrap his dead body in. I came back with the towel and walked up to the spot where he was, but he was gone. Only blood and his eye remained. My eyes followed a trail of blood, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. This thing was torn open from mid cranium to cheek. Blood was everywhere. His eye was on my patio. It made no sense. Just as I was trying to fathom this insane situation, the rabbit jumps out of another leaf pile behind me. I run, disoriented, not really thinking about where I was. About 3 steps in, I plunge into our in ground pool. The cover wrapped around me like a straight jacket at first, but luckily tore under the weight of my body and the force of me running before I fell in. As I come up from below the murky water, with only the light at the tear in the cover as a guide of where to go to get out and breathe again, I see the rabbit peering at me, through one eye, at the edge of the pool. I couldn't get out. I had to sit there as he stared at me, waiting for my death. I almost froze to death, but he ended up bleeding out before that happened. I made it out of the pool, and went inside. I almost had hypothermia, so I bitched to my parents about how I had no protection out there. They had the nerve to offer to get me a dog. A fucking dog? Against a zombie rabbit? I never had a dog.. I wish it died though.

2018-02-05 04:28:39 UTC  

same

2018-02-05 04:30:46 UTC  

@Akashic Wrecker batshit I said

2018-02-05 04:30:51 UTC  

I saw 19 notifications. Were any of them directly for me?

2018-02-05 04:31:00 UTC  

LOL @ niggers chimping out in Philly.

2018-02-05 04:31:05 UTC  

Nibba hit the button and see.

2018-02-05 04:31:09 UTC  

LOL

2018-02-05 04:31:14 UTC  

they're all gone

2018-02-05 04:31:23 UTC  

You on your phone?

2018-02-05 04:31:24 UTC  

didn't know you could view individual tags

2018-02-05 04:31:27 UTC  

no

2018-02-05 04:31:30 UTC  

browser

2018-02-05 04:31:41 UTC  

I forget where it is on browser. I think top right maybe?

2018-02-05 04:31:52 UTC  

You can view all the tags

2018-02-05 04:35:23 UTC  

Sorry for getting so heavy with that story about my childhood. It feels good to get it off my bowl, though.

2018-02-05 04:38:43 UTC  

Fucking niggers

2018-02-05 04:43:45 UTC  

I was hoping they'd chimp out and destroy Jewtown.

2018-02-05 04:44:04 UTC  

They're climbing light poles

2018-02-05 04:44:16 UTC  

I hope they destroy the town.

2018-02-05 04:44:24 UTC  

Literal monkeys

2018-02-05 04:44:31 UTC  

Why do they riot if they fucking win?

2018-02-05 04:46:49 UTC  

(((Niggers) apparently aired this commercial during the Super Bowl
https://youtu.be/F4C63guQTGY

2018-02-05 04:47:50 UTC  

You'd think they would at least get a decent VO artist

2018-02-05 04:54:00 UTC  

Anyone see the t-mobile ad people are flipping over?

2018-02-05 04:54:15 UTC  

Apparently it pushed the multi-kulti too hard