yeah, we love @⚡Blitz⚡

wtf is this, i go read for a few and I come back starring in a blitz rape story

the only people i *actually* care about in this server; Frank, Gesta, KU, Jason
the only people I like in this server excluding those already listed: sammy, vic, joe goebbowls, dr goebbowls

@Joseph Goebbowls just like all day everyday

"Hehe fucking mens butts amirite"

A boy's pussy is his servant. A vagina is his lair for Vril

i have to read it now

being named Ron gets you points

a mustache even more

imagine being such a brainlet that you havent realised the more negative reactions i get, the more positive my colonic viral spermbank gets

I think I said something about raping someone until they had a prolapsed colon, and having them stick that up another person's ass

I just said I know you're jerking off

"Gesta pointed at the crucifix on the wall and joined the laughter. "

you cannot kill the immortal idea of fanfiction

I get that you're a faggot dude

how else do you charge crystals

Thats my point

I'm more fascist than you will ever be

I'm more enlightened than you will ever be

I've banged more thots than you ever will

You write gay fan fiction all day

I've pozzed more negpussies than you can imagine

Thats it

not all day

Nothing more

it takes 5 minutes at most

I’m charging crystals right now

That would take like 10 minutes to write at most

people underestimate how easy it is to bash out a lil short story

especially about uncles and kids

I could write uncle rape porn all day

Ok fag post in general

Once again

Thats it

i find the easiest way is to just start. go for it. it will come out like my hot pozz load, slathering up my tighty whiteys, and causing my giant bowlsaq to slip and slide about as I stride proudly about the room

Nothing more to it

🎩 🍹

@Joseph Goebbowls I bet your crystals are charged af

I mean how long before blitz starts posting gay porn in here?

im shedding positrons like a motherfucker