Message from @Alx

Discord ID: 410027084942016522


2018-02-05 10:57:50 UTC  

mmyes

2018-02-05 10:57:57 UTC  

It’s right after chapter 5 where it talks about Satan

2018-02-05 10:58:24 UTC  

Gay sex allows Satan to enter through your gaping anus

2018-02-05 10:58:33 UTC  

There's nothing more manly than being with another man.

2018-02-05 10:58:35 UTC  

@Alx got glaucoma from Anglin

2018-02-05 10:58:37 UTC  

This song is about me if I was a pirate https://youtu.be/xCYpKp8Kt-w

2018-02-05 10:59:14 UTC  

i tihnk we need to start a IRL initiation process here

2018-02-05 10:59:19 UTC  

we will tell them its a bowlcut

2018-02-05 10:59:29 UTC  

but really we are going to pozz their neghole for satan

2018-02-05 10:59:37 UTC  

hope you are ready

2018-02-05 10:59:42 UTC  

<:hellyeah:376968731156414464>

2018-02-05 10:59:43 UTC  

we will bring some amyl nitrite

2018-02-05 11:00:02 UTC  

because we are nice

2018-02-05 11:00:18 UTC  

4 past lives ago, I was trained to be a yeti hunter as a young boy in the Himalayas. We had to work hard to keep our dicks warm.

2018-02-05 11:00:22 UTC  

@⚡Blitz⚡ thats a nice skateboard you got there

2018-02-05 11:00:24 UTC  

no poppers will wake them up

2018-02-05 11:00:49 UTC  

we start off with a sneak attack with a wheelbarrow full of pillows and a tranq gun

2018-02-05 11:01:04 UTC  

the poppers are to make their buttholes loosen up a bit

2018-02-05 11:01:12 UTC  

so i can get my whole crystal charger in there

2018-02-05 11:01:14 UTC  

what happened to commodvs demitrivs ? Did you chase him off?

2018-02-05 11:01:18 UTC  

bowls and all

2018-02-05 11:01:39 UTC  

You're all in luck because my dick curves up slightly so it's perfect for pounding your prostate in the missionary position as I kiss your neck and nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings, our hands locked together and our breathing in unison as our bodies entwine in ecstasy <@&335649595675770881> <@&352723196987965441> <@&336660469504802816> <@&335650072585043968> <@&335650728700018688> <@&351912398870806529>

2018-02-05 11:01:41 UTC  

hes chillin

2018-02-05 11:01:46 UTC  

@Alx wasn't homoerotic enough

2018-02-05 11:02:08 UTC  

You god damn super taggot

2018-02-05 11:02:16 UTC  

yeah fuck that

2018-02-05 11:02:19 UTC  

Is that Satanism?

2018-02-05 11:02:24 UTC  

ive had enough of your shitty pings

2018-02-05 11:02:25 UTC  

bye

2018-02-05 11:02:25 UTC  

yeah

2018-02-05 11:02:29 UTC  

it is if i say it is

2018-02-05 11:02:32 UTC  

im getting unbowled

2018-02-05 11:02:36 UTC  

thats dominion

2018-02-05 11:02:38 UTC  

No

2018-02-05 11:02:42 UTC  

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

2018-02-05 11:02:43 UTC  

HE LEFT

2018-02-05 11:02:49 UTC  

what a little bitch

2018-02-05 11:02:52 UTC  

NEXT

2018-02-05 11:03:00 UTC  

THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THE BLITZ TRAIN

2018-02-05 11:03:05 UTC  

CHOO CHOO DEATH TO JOOS