OH, lame

Utilitarian Fiji Filtration and Drinking device.

i's very much not utilitarian

Women are property, why shouldn't they be useful property.

How so desu?

You can take them with you into the desert for sweet Fiji water when necessary.

it's not utilitarian because she can create more value by working

and a fucking water bottle would be a better thing to store water

You can't butt-jew a water bottle.

but you can also bring the girl

and buttfuck her

why use a bottle when she has a perfectly good bladder uwu

but forcing her to drink fiji water all day is a waste of time

Its hot, its water torture.

But, you're forgetting, she is a based water filtration merchant, as well as having a squeaky clean rear end you can pound, and drink out of.

#ThotWaterTorture

hotness isn't utilitarian

WE'VE REACHED PEAK WOKE, FELLAS!

Very utilitarian if you ask me.

I don't understand how you don't understnad this

using humans as camels is inefficient

really you should just bring an actual camel

you can fuck it too

follow the ancient arab teachings

use goat

goats don't hold much water

I'm not an arab though

just appropriate it

Feels bad to appropriate stuff.

Implying THOTs < animal.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

#ThotFreeMarket

does it violate the nap if it's a thot

http://www.funnyjunk.com/Thotimus+prime/funny-pictures/5427916#8fa41c_5427472

THOTs = Property

thots arent counted by the nap

WOW, that is Thotimus Prime

So if someone encroaches upon you'r THOT, they are breaking the NAP

I don't even think the Thot Patrol is enough, we need an entire Thot Militia

everyone must be part of that Militia

including the thots themselves