red lobster = ruth chris to niggers

There’s always niggers at red lobster

Honestly I hate restaurants unless they're prohibitivly expensive.

homecooked food is so much better

God my dad hated red lobster so much so many arguments started over it. "It goddamn shitty sea food with the price of good sea food"

Ruth’s Chris is great because it’s always white people working and eating there

i usually make my own food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEx3vOjcW4

i don't really like eating at restaurants or cafes

I eat home made stuff as much as I can

bleu cheese > ranch

Refuse to eat out if I can help it

I like chilling at diners and cafes drinking coffee. Comfy

i sauteed orange bell peppers, onions and spinach in grass fed butter earlier

I like going out but it’s expensive and unhealthy

baked squash seeds with same butter, pink sea salt, black pepper and garlic powder

also made almond butter fat bombs with coconut oil, coconut flakes, walnuts and sunflower seeds

All I have done this week is lay in my bed, depressed and devasted. My sister wants to play Mancala and I say no. Usually whipping my sister’s ass in Mancala is how I make myself feel better about things but not this time. Hell not even Fruit by the Foot and Gushers are doing me any good. My dad asked if I wanted to go to Golden Corral and I said no.

I TURNED DOWN GOLDEN CORRAL. This is how serious things are.

I am so sad I don’t even have an appetite. I have barely eaten anything. Just a ranch sandwich or two. That’s about it.

Is that a copy pasta or real?

I played Mancala with my mom and sisters when I was younger.

Honestly

It's from eagleshigh's blog

unironically

@Bojangles Unchained ⛄ Have you tried taking a fat shit

always makes me feel better

Eagleshigh.wordpress.com

too much ranch will give you explosive diarrhea

Lies

Ranch is the key to regularity

take the bleu pill

ranch is modern murican corporate capitalism

bleu cheese is old world craft

tradition > modernity

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Bleu cheese is good but ranch is the white man’s sauce

I have to buy presents for my sister, my mom, my dad, my aunt, my grandma and grandpa, and my nephew.

Any ideas?

For my mom I was thinking about getting her a food processor, so she can make me some good homemade ranch.

For my dad I was thinking about getting him a deep fryer, so he can fry good foods that can be dipped in ranch.

For my sister I was thinking about getting her a gift card to Golden Corral. All she does is say she hates that place. But that is because she has never tried it. A gift card will make her go there to try it then she will fall in love, and then we can go get our grub on at Golden Corral together.

For my aunt I want to offer to pay for a month of her diabetes medicine, so she can eat more Fruit Roll Ups.

For my grandma and grandpa, I was thinking of getting them Don’t Wake Daddy! because everytime I go visit them they are just sitting around doing nothing. This game will spice up their lives.

And my nephew. He is only 5, but it is never too late to get him started on ranch. I was thinking about getting him a custom t-shirt that says “Me and my Uncle Love Ranch”. Need to get him started on ranch early before anyone else pollutes his mind with alternative dipping sauces.

men obsessing over ranch is like morbidly obese women obsessing over cat videos and ordering half the bakery

it's just not right

Quit being a nigger

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What I like about copy paste memes is that the large ones really mess up my discord app on my phone.