So guys and gals I have to ask because I can't be the only one who does this. Does anyone else just love to jerk it while tweaking in public ? I just love the thrill of it the fact that you could get caught at any given moment it just makes the orgasm so much more intense when you finally cum! I just love to put on a big oversized coat and get out my phone pop on over to pornhub and watch some interracial gangbangs or cuckolding while slowly stroking myself.

The best places to do this imo are either public transportation or a library just because of the sheer amount of people just makes it so pleasurable I feel like I'm some kind of undercover agent C.I.A agent in a hostile country such as North Korea, with the risk of being caught at any moment but instead of being executed by the North Korean government I would be laughed at and ridiculed by my peers. Its even better after you cum and you splatter a little bit on the seat in front of or on the library keyboard just knowing that someone else is coming in contact with your meth jizz. I don't feel bad about this because I don't have any stds so I'm not really harming the public in all honesty.

I also like to find new public spots to beat my meat, I try to find at least two new spots every week and I never go to the same one twice to avoid detection. The Walmart women's underwear isle is probably my favorite spots I've jerked it in at least 10 different walmarts before. Just busting a nut on some random pair of women's underwear and knowing that someone fine women will purchase it and be wearing my seed around is literally one of the best feelings in the world. I also do this in the men's underwear isle occasionally (I'm bisexual don't judge) but the women's isle just feels so much more risky.

Cumming on public benches and then watching when someone sits in your jizz is so epic! Just getting the timing right and everything so your cum doesn't dry up and hoping they don't spot it is such a feeling of accomplishment. It honestly feels like you climbed mount Everest placed your countries respective flag at the top and asserted your dominance! Its truly the ultimate feeling of power knowing that someone has sat in your meth jizz that you excreted while watching some little Asian girl get pounded by five BBC's on your iphone.

I know alot of people are going to think I'm weird as fuck but I've been around here for a while as a lurker and you guys and gals seem pretty accepting. I just really needed to tell som

eone about this because I'm honestly to scared to tell my shrink about this because she would probably drop me as client and take my xanax and script away. Anyone else do this or have any interesting public masturbation meth stories ?

Edit: I have a ton of stories if you guys and gals are interested. Gotta go pick up an 8 ball of meth first, then I'll type it up tomorrow if anyones interested

Edit 2: Also a-pvp and public masturbation is pretty fun the paranoia is the only thing that can be a real boner killer though.

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