Message from @Epic Pardner *tips*
Discord ID: 471560009038168066
I'm starting off w/ Bud Light.
I'd quench my thirst with a wine cooler rihgt now
Why not.
mmmm
Some light drinking
It’s not light if you drink a whole case
True
That's some heavy drinking then
I don’t have a drinking problem
I have a Jew problem
and the jew problem makes you drink
lol
Yep
And an inactivity problem
It’s 5 fucking dollars to help us go to c-ville man
We're gonna do enough activity to level that out next month
I know but still man
We gonna see some midget kangaroos after
lol
<:SuicidePepe:466634566501662740>
We going to the zoo after we fight commies
I'm looking forward to the zoo
I wanna taunt chimps after taunting chimps
Hahaha
Dude, CVille is gonna be like Valhalla if you think about it
It is
We're gonna get our drink on, there's gonna be wamenz, and we're gonna fight commies all day.
Drunk fight a bunch of emus
lol Yeah.
I won't fight emus though, I'm worried they'd actually kick my ass
I'm expecting an easy fight from commies
Emus are hard, commies are easy
I’ll beat an emus ass
They look easy in a youtube video but idk, look how jacked they are
Fucking kangaroos
Abo v. Roo
Who wins?
Roo
Kangaroos are like the jacked up nigger of the Outback