We're gonna get our drink on, there's gonna be wamenz, and we're gonna fight commies all day.

Drunk fight a bunch of emus

lol Yeah.

I won't fight emus though, I'm worried they'd actually kick my ass

I'm expecting an easy fight from commies

Emus are hard, commies are easy

I’ll beat an emus ass

They look easy in a youtube video but idk, look how jacked they are

Fucking kangaroos

Abo v. Roo

Who wins?

Roo

Kangaroos are like the jacked up nigger of the Outback

Abos aren't like niggers, they're docile

There's a reason the worst they're known for is huffing petrol

Yeah I've never actually heard of an abbo attack

Imma fuck up a Abo If i See one

no man that's like beating up a dog

Abbos are just hairless bonobos

Release them back into the outback if you find one

give them a hunting boomerang too so they surviv

Theys Denisovans

I'd probably be nice to an abbo

I wouldn’t

why?

Punch them right in the brow ridge

That'd just be cruelty to animals

If they ain’t fury they get the boot

lol

👢

They kinda look like that 56% meme

but less hispanic

More cave man

Yeah, and the great thing is, not even our women seem to want them, never heard of miscegenation with an abbo

Because you can’t

They aren’t homo sapient

Yeah

It's kinda interesting that they're a whole other humanoid species

even moreso than the niggers

Denisovans man

Are they pure denisovan?