Message from @AllFather

Discord ID: 472086844255764488


2018-07-26 16:58:51 UTC  

Even if we win, we’ll have sacrificed a whole generation’s mental health

2018-07-26 16:59:09 UTC  

This can be restored in a separate generation however

2018-07-26 16:59:25 UTC  

The next generation

2018-07-26 16:59:37 UTC  

Yes it will, but the generation who fights will never truly see home

2018-07-26 17:00:09 UTC  

TRAINING! WEAPONS TRAINING MAGGOT! GO TO THE RANGE AND RENT A FIREARM! SHOOT ROOT TOOT! GET ON GET MAGGOT!

2018-07-26 17:00:36 UTC  

After we win you’ll need your momma

2018-07-26 17:00:50 UTC  

And a amazing young lady to care for you

2018-07-26 17:00:50 UTC  

What if muh mama gon be ded

2018-07-26 17:01:24 UTC  

You can't unsee certain things, but you can always drink them away

2018-07-26 17:01:27 UTC  

Then you’ll need someone to hold you when you flashback and remember all the horrible shit you had to do

2018-07-26 17:01:34 UTC  

For me, that's going to be the solution.

2018-07-26 17:01:47 UTC  

I'm not gonna expect anything from my mom, or a woman.

2018-07-26 17:01:59 UTC  

Don’t be me, don’t drink it away

2018-07-26 17:02:09 UTC  

It never goes away

2018-07-26 17:03:22 UTC  

@johnolithicsoftware a wiminz hoo luv u iz gud

2018-07-26 17:03:23 UTC  

Years after we won RaHoWa you will wake up in a cold sweat, you’ll remember everything vividly, you’ll go back there when you’re idol, it will never leave you.

2018-07-26 17:03:50 UTC  

Drinking's definitely with 100% certainty gonna be the only thing I can rely on at that point.

2018-07-26 17:04:04 UTC  

I'm just looking at it realistically.

2018-07-26 17:04:27 UTC  

When I close my eyes I open them in Kabul

2018-07-26 17:04:31 UTC  

A Woman can give emotional support... and FOOOOOOOOD MMMMMM UUUHHH MMMMMM HOMLA

2018-07-26 17:04:34 UTC  

It’s not fun

2018-07-26 17:04:58 UTC  

I’ve seen my best friend die a thousand times

2018-07-26 17:05:00 UTC  

There's a 90% chance I'm not gonna have a woman

2018-07-26 17:05:08 UTC  

Why

2018-07-26 17:05:12 UTC  

You will

2018-07-26 17:05:19 UTC  

I lived 95% of my life single

2018-07-26 17:05:28 UTC  

It's the only way I know how to be

2018-07-26 17:05:37 UTC  

Go to the gym, go out more.

2018-07-26 17:05:39 UTC  

Woman love warriors, no matter how many times you donkey punch them in your sleep

2018-07-26 17:05:58 UTC  

There's nowhere out to go but the woods

2018-07-26 17:06:09 UTC  

There's no hope in the bars

2018-07-26 17:06:10 UTC  

Work out in the woods

2018-07-26 17:06:16 UTC  

I work out at home

2018-07-26 17:06:35 UTC  

The perfect woman isn’t the one who tries to fix you, she’s the one who loves you through it all and listens.

2018-07-26 17:06:36 UTC  

Are you in the damn boonies or something

2018-07-26 17:06:43 UTC  
2018-07-26 17:06:56 UTC  

Depends what you consider the boonies to be.

2018-07-26 17:07:04 UTC  

but there sure as shit aren't any women I wanna fuck out here

2018-07-26 17:07:23 UTC  

Middle of nowhere. Courage the Cowardly dog tier nowhere.

2018-07-26 17:07:24 UTC  

At least not that I've seen

2018-07-26 17:07:45 UTC  

Nah, there's people around, just mostly brown people.