Message from @Katze Miaulitzer

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2019-08-06 18:43:59 UTC  

Ports were all the rage

2019-08-06 18:44:04 UTC  

Without one you were fucked

2019-08-06 18:44:27 UTC  

Yeah and America has a pretty good view of the ocean

2019-08-06 18:44:28 UTC  

Now you might not need one

2019-08-06 18:44:28 UTC  

I can explain how the US revolution played out btw

2019-08-06 18:44:45 UTC  

If you're interested

2019-08-06 18:44:49 UTC  

Plus the british weren't on their turf

2019-08-06 18:45:06 UTC  

Katze I think you missed the point

2019-08-06 18:45:27 UTC  

America didn't win its independence from just luck

2019-08-06 18:45:27 UTC  

2019-08-06 18:45:32 UTC  

No? No one interested?

2019-08-06 18:45:35 UTC  

I am

2019-08-06 18:45:40 UTC  

Maybe later

2019-08-06 18:45:59 UTC  

What history is interesting

2019-08-06 18:46:13 UTC  

Katze it won its independence cuz of coincidences

2019-08-06 18:46:19 UTC  

Especially when people are supposed to learn from their mistakes

2019-08-06 18:46:24 UTC  

Well you see the French and British were going on about their rivarly the way imperialists go about their problems

2019-08-06 18:46:26 UTC  

Like socialists

2019-08-06 18:46:29 UTC  

Coincidences make the world go around

2019-08-06 18:46:31 UTC  

War and gaining more power

2019-08-06 18:46:41 UTC  

yeup

2019-08-06 18:46:49 UTC  

The only reason Norway works properly today is cuz of coincidences

2019-08-06 18:46:58 UTC  

The only reason America is a thing is cuz of coincidences

2019-08-06 18:47:02 UTC  

So the French threatened the British colonies, the most important one being the US of course

2019-08-06 18:47:03 UTC  

no e.e

2019-08-06 18:47:18 UTC  

The only reason the ussr failed was cuz of coincidences

2019-08-06 18:47:20 UTC  

War wasn't a coincidence

2019-08-06 18:47:24 UTC  

Nothing is certain

2019-08-06 18:47:30 UTC  

So the Brits fought a big war to stop the French from taking their colonies

2019-08-06 18:47:35 UTC  

They won

2019-08-06 18:47:38 UTC  

It’s like the butterfly effect

2019-08-06 18:47:42 UTC  

But the cost was too high

2019-08-06 18:47:57 UTC  

One decision can make or break a country

2019-08-06 18:48:02 UTC  

So they increased taxes on their colonies to get back in shape

2019-08-06 18:48:24 UTC  

And i guess Americans just hated the idea of taxation before the US even existed

2019-08-06 18:48:35 UTC  

So they started to demand independence

2019-08-06 18:48:53 UTC  

Now it's unclear who shot the first bullet that started the war

2019-08-06 18:49:13 UTC  

But some suspect that it might've been the American forces

2019-08-06 18:49:50 UTC  

It wouldn’t surprise me if it was the muricans

2019-08-06 18:49:57 UTC  

And somewhere around that time the French revolution happened so goes to show how bad this war was for both Britain and France

2019-08-06 18:49:58 UTC  

Muricans*