but i enjoy being a butcher

Lk

Anyone use tails ?

My name is captain flipperwillie

Well

no rain, i dont

You are a butcher there's your problem

And I have severe chlymidia

i kill pigs to make pork

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and it has great benefits

🥓

and its fun

Anyone USE TAILS

you learn to enjoy the smell of iron and rotten bacon

answer me now cunts

I dont have a problem with animals made into food, but the way they are treated before hand is not exactly good

strict regulations at my factory

we have to treat them humanely and kill them humanely

You know what else has great benefitsm

we stun electrically

Being a police officer

yuck

<:haha:583236087137435659> open range hunting

Good pay

yuck yuck yuck no thanks

Good pension

id literally rather kill myself

than be the governments cuck

i dont care how good the pay or pension is

fuck the govt, they can eat my chocolate starfish

Then you lose

i dont at all

If you’re in America you can kill and get away with it

Best job ever

im gonna move to france and join the military there to see if theyll subsidize a phd

then im rolling with lab work

They don’t even have to shoot back