Lmao no :C

It is going to be Christmas soon <:peepohype:583660763135344645>

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Omg it is 11:11

11:11 wish

I wish for ya mom

-df cooch

**cooch**: A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her [vibrator], or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can [go up] there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A---Bearded [Clam](my personal favorite), Taco, pussy, cunt (just to name a few).
*"[I want you] in my cooch!"*
*(<http://cooch.urbanup.com/1356737>)* *9 more results*

-df pooo

**pooo**: This [spelling] is used to [express] the amount of shit that they pass. If this were to be pronounced, it would have an extention of "o"s. This would give meaning to how much they have [passed].
*For a [big shit] it would be "[I just] [done] a Pooooo"*
*(<http://pooo.urbanup.com/468389>)* *4 more results*

-df poop

**Poop**: [Excretion] from the [anal cavity]. [See below] for examples.
*[GHOST Poop]: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

[CLEAN Poop]: The kind where you [Poop it out], see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

[WET Poop]: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

[LINCOLN LOG] Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

[WET CHEEKS] Poop: ([The Power Dump]). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

[MEXICAN Poop]:It smells so badly that your nose burns.

UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.

THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. *
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/2043795>)* *9 more results*

-df coich

**Coich**: (koyk)(verb) to be [anally penetrated] by any mythical creature, including but not limited to unicorns, [wizards], [leprechauns], centaurs, and hippogriffs
(noun) one who is anally penetrated by any mythical creature
*(verb)
-Why is [Harry Potter] porn in your recent [searches]?
- I don't know.
- Wow do your fantasies involve coiching with hippogriffs?(noun)
-Hey I heard you got raped in your dream last night!
-Absolutely not true.
-Shut up [coich], yes you did!*
*(<http://coich.urbanup.com/4868496>)*

-df cooch

**cooch**: A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her [vibrator], or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can [go up] there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A---Bearded [Clam](my personal favorite), Taco, pussy, cunt (just to name a few).
*"[I want you] in my cooch!"*
*(<http://cooch.urbanup.com/1356737>)* *9 more results*

Hmmmm......

hm

GG @Mihaly, you just advanced to level 7!

Never heard of a vagina before

Same

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-df canned coochie

**canned coochie**: 1: [Canned coochie] is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed [in a while],and she smells like a can of [tuna].6
*1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady [alley way]* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,[but ok].

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about [wash your ass] first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?*
*(<http://canned-coochie.urbanup.com/13445493>)* *9 more results*

Dead?

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i mean

it is christmas eve

As of 1 minute

I'm still here because I love the suffering being tired brings me

Christmas Day for me

MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS

ITS PROB CHRISTMAS FOR U TOO MIHALY SO MERRY CHRISTMAS

It already is for me

It has been

For 1 hour and 2 minutes