I'm moving to my hometown for both occasions hehe

i don't blame you for that

pretty much. Family gathering on Christmas, lots of good food and long talks. Fireworks and party on New Year's

oh and rape, don't forget rape

New Years ❤

cool. there is a German-Texans association get together in Austin that I will go to on Jan 1st to celebrate the new year so I'm looking forward to that

ffs Slav you don't let off do ya

and yes, lots of rape. bring your guns Hiemat

I can't. I'm hoping you go berserk and throw a grenade into an asylum center or something

what guns 😦

I'd rather make enough money to fund a group that does it on a regular basis

wait... you can't own guns in Germany? WTF kind of law is that. how are people supposed to protect themselves?

Bring your short knives at least.

well, you can own guns if you're into competitive shooting

I didn't get around to signing up

They are going crazy with the police presence on NYE this year

You can't carry them on you for no reason though @Jossi and I'm pretty sure he'll get fucked hard by the law if he shoots an attacker.

@Jossi you're supposed to run away

I think if something happens, it will be some ISIS level shit

damn that is fucking horrible. I don't know why anyone would ever want to take away guns from women especially when they are letting in 1m muslims a year

Yep. Thats how the Germans beat the Romans in Teutoborg forest.

A lot of running away.

Yea Im going to have to start making fun of Germany for surrendering the way a lot of people make fun of the French now.

You're a bunch of beer drinking surrender monkeys 😄

just visited the Teutoburger Wald Arminius monument this spring

Cool. Didn't know you had a monument.

it's a great spot, makes you feel strongly about Germany

i didn't know there was even a spot.

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermannsdenkmal

but that's pretty cool

or rather https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermannsdenkmal

it's pleasantly impressive

but makes you feel kind of melancholic

I wish Arminius and his warriors rose from their graves and visited the migrants for a cultural exchange.

by reminding you of glory and greatness that can't seem to be had these days

Germanic Enrichment Squads when

man. if we could move all the Germans in Texas back to the homeland, I bet shit would be different. We love our guns and our women

and we fucking hate muslims

we need an Israel style Right of Return program

to be honest, i would probably like to do it, once I learn enough German to get by

everyone with >=25% (or whatever) actual German blood gets auto citizenship & flight ticket subsidy