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For protecting them, by a [mock Trial], from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has [abdicated] Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has [plundered] our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, [desolation] and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & [perfidy] scarcely paralleled in the most [barbarous] ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has [constrained] our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to [bear Arms] against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an [undistinguished] destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their [legislature] to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and [magnanimity], and we have conjured them by the ties of our common [kindred] to [disavow] these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of [consanguinity]. We must, therefore, [acquiesce] in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the [rectitude] of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be [Free and Independent] States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to [levy] War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
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-df sex
**Sex**: Sex is like math:
You add the bed,
[Subtract] the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And [pray] you don't [multiply].
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-df fuk
**fuk**: like "[fuck]" but with More [Emphasis]
*[What the] fuk do [ya] [think] you're doing?!*
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-df fudge
**fudge**: [parent] approved subsitute for [fuck]
*[Fudge]! I hate it when I [forget] [stuff].*
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Smhmmhh
-df John
**John**: John is infinite and multi-faceted. He is generally a level headed person but when he comes [under pressure] and is compelled to make a decision thats when things get [vexed].
John is tall has brown hair and a tan, perfect skin and blue/green eyes that hold many secrets. John has great legs and nice muscles. John is a kind compassonate individual. He is a man of complete integrity and [exemplary] manners. He is a man of little words, believing that his actions will speak louder than words. He has a dynamic [work ethic]. He is strong, handsome, sexy and beautiful. He is intelligent, funny, loyal, trustworthy, full of charisma, loving, teasing, sweet and thoughtful.
John always likes to plan and think ahead for the most part. John strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, [observant] and loves his family.
He leads a very intense life and proves himself [hardy] in doing so.
A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can [tell you what] is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings.
John has a playful side to him when he feels [at ease] with someone that he befriends. He can then be a total goof! Once you befriend John he will be your friend for life. He is loved more than he'll ever realize.
John is simply like the Heavens above, SUPREME BLISS.
Tender Kisses
*[Joyce]: "Why are you [smiling]?"
Girl : " I'm smiling because I have [a John] in my life."*
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-df John Brook
**John Brooks**: A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter [carpet bombing] or [whacking] the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The [Thot Destroyer]". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.
*Person 1: [Oh shit], John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
Person 2: He's [got his] [thot destroyer] and he's coming right at us! RUN!*
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-gr @rea11yniceguy
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-df john brook
**John Brooks**: A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter [carpet bombing] or [whacking] the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The [Thot Destroyer]". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.
*Person 1: [Oh shit], John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
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Smhmmh
Stop spamming
-df knight of orleans
**Orleans**: [Semi ghetto] boring ass neighbourhood in Ottawa. Literally nothing to do so kids form gangs and jump each other for entertainment. Notable schools are: Cairine Wilson (cocaine willy) [St. Peter]’s, (best known for a bunch of niggas kicking in a kid’s head, and lots of drugs) and sir will (we don’t talk about what goes on there but lemme tell you it’s a bad place for trannies) All the niggas are homicidal, all the bitches have [claumydia]
*Person 1: [Yooooooo] I fucked an [orleans] shorty this weekend
Person 2: allah my nigga get your crackhead ass [screened] for aids before you touch my hand*
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-gr @Deleted User
You can't modify your own Rep... **Silly**
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-gr @rea11yniceguy
You're still on cooldown
-gr @rea11yniceguy
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