Message from @Atkins

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2018-05-30 15:04:50 UTC  

what i kind of think is going to happen is leia is going to become suddenly more mystical and jedi-like in the next movie and be the mentor for ray that luke shoulda been if 8 was compatent. then the jedi scrolls will get involved because thats the only thing that 8 actually left some kind of setup for. and then its also going to be a battle between resistance and empire, ray and kylo where its going to be very teenage twilight dramay that the movies seem to think is a good idea now. hell they could have ray and kylo married by the end of it for all i know, its gonna be shit either way

2018-05-30 15:06:02 UTC  

people are going to try to construct a movie from the nothingness that episode 8 left

2018-05-30 15:06:34 UTC  

theres a reason you saw a bunch of fan theorys about 8 but not much about 9

2018-05-30 15:06:44 UTC  

9 doesent have much to work with now

2018-05-30 15:07:31 UTC  

you would need a masterful director/writer team to pull off something good now

2018-05-30 15:07:48 UTC  

someone like tarenteno or deltoro

2018-05-30 15:08:15 UTC  

How are they gonna have Leia have a part when her actress is dead?

2018-05-30 15:08:31 UTC  

she was cgi in 8

2018-05-30 15:08:32 UTC  

Should've had the character die.

2018-05-30 15:08:38 UTC  

oh i agree

2018-05-30 15:08:53 UTC  

but they only have what they have

2018-05-30 15:09:09 UTC  

I guess it's perfectly feasible from a tech standpoint now that we have the deepfakes algorithm.

2018-05-30 15:09:14 UTC  

useful characters are at a minimum

2018-05-30 15:10:48 UTC  

Finn and Poe have no purpose. Luke is dead. Snoke is dead. Rose is the moral voice. Rey is a perfect Mary Sue.

2018-05-30 15:11:12 UTC  

ray and kylo can't get married. that would make them cis scum, and white scum. and marriage is the patriarchy

2018-05-30 15:11:30 UTC  

Finn is the love interest.

2018-05-30 15:11:45 UTC  

was*

2018-05-30 15:12:04 UTC  

Maybe they can have a poly triad. Progressive like fuck.

2018-05-30 15:12:15 UTC  

Rose is the moral voice? right. Sacrifice 1 to save 1 rather than sacrifice 1 to save 100.

2018-05-30 15:12:31 UTC  

oh wait, he was black

2018-05-30 15:12:34 UTC  

I never said she was a the smart moral voice.

2018-05-30 15:12:35 UTC  

right, he counts as 101

2018-05-30 15:12:36 UTC  

moral voice of the nerrator not of reason

2018-05-30 15:12:51 UTC  

no no, he is black, this is the thing i factored out

2018-05-30 15:12:51 UTC  

Maybe I should've said moralizing voice.

2018-05-30 15:12:56 UTC  

and clearly the others were all white

2018-05-30 15:12:59 UTC  

so they can die

2018-05-30 15:13:04 UTC  

i mean, poe needed to die

2018-05-30 15:13:21 UTC  

hell, save the black man so that 100 white males can die

2018-05-30 15:13:24 UTC  

easy trade off

2018-05-30 15:13:24 UTC  

He has a target on his back in the next movie.

2018-05-30 15:13:38 UTC  

makes for a strong rebellion

2018-05-30 15:14:15 UTC  

honestly does anyone else ever think about the irony that the entire goal for the resistance in that movie was to make it to that salt planet and yet they leave 5 days later?

2018-05-30 15:14:29 UTC  

thats how you be a shit writer

2018-05-30 15:15:50 UTC  

my guess: the first order does everything entirely wrong because its run by white males, finn and rose become the new leaders of the resistance, constantly nearly destroy the resistance with dumb moves because they are inexperienced yet the deus ex machina of incompetent white guys keeps that from happening because they are even more incompetent than finn and rose. Rey goes off on some woman empowerment BS before killing kylo for being white and male.

2018-05-30 15:23:30 UTC  

yeah no

2018-05-30 15:33:57 UTC  

Finn becomes the bumbling man to Rose's smart woman, Leia becomes Rey's Yoda, Poe dies doing something that Leia tells him not to do, Rey kills Kylo without saving him, and then rides off into the sunset.

2018-05-30 15:55:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/451413278598496257/CultureTest.jpg

2018-05-30 18:52:53 UTC  

between the name and the comment in response to EU's new bill is just perfect

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