Message from NippleKing in Subverse #shitposting


2018-07-19 00:52:51 UTC  

so they come out as garbled nonsense half the time

2018-07-19 00:53:09 UTC  

pick up with "parathreat investigator" or something idk

2018-07-19 00:54:18 UTC  

"Houston Crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em how can i help you?"

2018-07-19 00:54:29 UTC  

infinitely better

2018-07-19 00:54:32 UTC  

do that instead

2018-07-19 00:54:37 UTC  

stole that one from a tumblr post i think

2018-07-19 00:57:33 UTC  

None of them actually say anything

2018-07-19 00:57:42 UTC  

I get calls every couple minutes

2018-07-19 00:57:47 UTC  

It's fucking ridiculous

2018-07-19 00:58:07 UTC  

If I pick up any of them they hang up after a few seconds

2018-07-19 00:58:22 UTC  

I don't even use my phone for anything

2018-07-19 00:58:34 UTC  

Literally just use it to call my mom and dad

2018-07-19 00:58:43 UTC  

Nobody had my number but them

2018-07-19 00:58:49 UTC  

And I'm on the do not call list

2018-07-19 01:00:39 UTC  

> And I'm on the do not call list

And there's the mistake.

2018-07-19 01:00:49 UTC  

You got on a list. Even a "do not call" list.

2018-07-19 01:07:19 UTC  

those are probably checking calls

2018-07-19 01:07:38 UTC  

they call just to make sure it's an active phone number that answers calls from strangers

2018-07-19 01:07:54 UTC  

and if it is they distribute your # to scammers and the like

2018-07-19 01:08:12 UTC  

being on a do not call list means nothing to them cuz they're running illegal scams anyways

2018-07-19 01:54:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469321013268578326/b6c3edd208.gif

2018-07-19 01:58:07 UTC  

stranga tings

2018-07-19 01:58:46 UTC  

skkkrappapap

2018-07-19 01:58:55 UTC  

da ting go skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2018-07-19 02:57:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469336979708968960/LMAO.png

2018-07-19 02:57:50 UTC  

open original its realy good

2018-07-19 02:58:44 UTC  

lmao

2018-07-19 02:58:53 UTC  

this is a parody right?

2018-07-19 03:18:01 UTC  

This cannot be a real person

2018-07-19 03:21:21 UTC  

lol..you guys never heard of Godfrey I asssume.. he's woke af

2018-07-19 03:27:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469344596673953792/card.png

2018-07-19 04:18:50 UTC  

but really he's a parody account

2018-07-19 04:19:21 UTC  

He is a gift

2018-07-19 04:19:37 UTC  

Ran by some lady. A couple if I recall correctly

2018-07-19 06:43:55 UTC  
2018-07-19 06:45:35 UTC  

"starting fights with 5th graders really is a gradeschooler's path to victory" 🤔