this is a no doot zone

https://i.4cdn.org/co/1531932367418.jpg

<:pepe_material:231607361700233216> constantly getting spam calls and texts

same

i get the funkiest scam texts because i don't have a smartphone

so they come out as garbled nonsense half the time

pick up with "parathreat investigator" or something idk

"Houston Crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em how can i help you?"

infinitely better

do that instead

stole that one from a tumblr post i think

None of them actually say anything

I get calls every couple minutes

It's fucking ridiculous

If I pick up any of them they hang up after a few seconds

I don't even use my phone for anything

Literally just use it to call my mom and dad

Nobody had my number but them

And I'm on the do not call list

> And I'm on the do not call list

And there's the mistake.

You got on a list. Even a "do not call" list.

those are probably checking calls

they call just to make sure it's an active phone number that answers calls from strangers

and if it is they distribute your # to scammers and the like

being on a do not call list means nothing to them cuz they're running illegal scams anyways

stranga tings

skkkrappapap

da ting go skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxrxX-KGrC8

https://i.redd.it/24zzf27pxpa11.jpg

open original its realy good

lmao

this is a parody right?

This cannot be a real person

lol..you guys never heard of Godfrey I asssume.. he's woke af

but really he's a parody account