Message from @aleee

Discord ID: 469933194007937028


2018-07-20 15:10:56 UTC  

yes

2018-07-20 15:18:53 UTC  

A Bishop escapes a trial. Joins another boys choir.

2018-07-20 15:20:48 UTC  

A Bishop is a place where you can buy both things for straight, and gay people

2018-07-20 16:15:44 UTC  

My shirt is still the best.

2018-07-20 16:16:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469900321158856734/image.jpg

2018-07-20 16:18:10 UTC  

I want someone to run on a platform of "make america Texan again"

2018-07-20 17:17:14 UTC  

I'm ready for a dance called "The Maga"

2018-07-20 17:34:57 UTC  

Trade America's Goods Again.

2018-07-20 17:42:41 UTC  

this is how you do the Maga

2018-07-20 17:47:55 UTC  

Everyone on the floor, let's do the dinosaur.

2018-07-20 17:53:14 UTC  

Oh perfect

2018-07-20 17:56:47 UTC  

done by the chief himself ofc

2018-07-20 18:10:26 UTC  

Now we just need an Obama-drone civilian-dance

2018-07-20 18:19:32 UTC  

wot?

2018-07-20 18:22:52 UTC  

the horror

2018-07-20 18:26:21 UTC  

Lol

2018-07-20 18:26:44 UTC  

Where did we go so wrong to get to this point. A headline "Person says feels no shame for being born a certain way"

2018-07-20 18:28:39 UTC  

we;re in a shift

2018-07-20 18:28:47 UTC  

soon "White Pride" will be the new Black Pride 😄

2018-07-20 18:29:06 UTC  

and being proud of being white will become the new warcry of the underdog

2018-07-20 19:04:15 UTC  

damn it, I demanded an Obama drone-civilian dance, go off and find internet memers!

2018-07-20 19:10:55 UTC  

happy now?

2018-07-20 19:14:00 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjST4rcM88s

"[race] is kind of like religion to me, its a good excuse for not getting [to your goal in life]" - Morgan Freeman

2018-07-20 19:17:28 UTC  
2018-07-20 19:22:39 UTC  

I remember


The day both of my parents were murdered.

We were leaving the theater, having just seen a Goofy Movie. It was pretty good.

Some sort of criminal came out of nowhere, and said “Give me your wallet, and
 oh hey, you’re Thomas and Martha Wayne, of WayneCorp. And your little baby Bruce.”

“Yeah,” said my dad. “That’s us.”

“Wow. I was just gonna rob you, but like, I think I’ll murder you instead. Bang, ha ha, bang bang, haaa!”

“Blah,” said my dad, spitting up blood and guts and stuff. And my mom was all like “oh no, my pearls, I got shot right in the pearls and they’re flying everywhere
”

“Hey kid,” said the murderer thief, looking directly into my young boy eyes. “Don’t even worry about all this. Just like, forget it. Forget everything.”

But I didn’t forget. How could I?

Then my dad grabbed my boy arm, and said “Bruce, son, please
 please you must now dedicate your life to beating up poor people. Get all jacked and beefy, dress up like a huge animal and just
 just kick the shit out of all the poor people in the world.”

“Son, Bruce
” said my mom, also grabbing my arm. “Pick up every pearl. They went all over the place. Don’t lose a single one or I won’t love you when I’m in heaven. They’re expensive, Bruce.”

And then my parents were dead, and Batman was born.

2018-07-20 19:24:10 UTC  
2018-07-20 19:33:14 UTC  

What a cocky niđŸ…± 🇧 a

2018-07-20 21:09:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469974071908499457/INbieQE.jpg

2018-07-20 23:14:45 UTC  

I am, thank you @Dr.Wol

2018-07-20 23:19:11 UTC  

I can't add enough reactions to this last meme. My God the sheer timing on that one.

2018-07-21 00:30:45 UTC  

At least she likes Dream Theater

2018-07-21 00:49:32 UTC  

What the fuck is that garbage?

2018-07-21 01:03:20 UTC  

Does anyone know this person is posting child abuse videos on the site and just joined within the hour?

2018-07-21 01:06:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470033887859572746/IMG_20180720_175720.jpg

2018-07-21 01:49:20 UTC  

@The Beatles are just ok yeah, that was pretty horrible