I found the answer to the chicken

b-but correlation does n-not imply c-causation

Literally LOL'd https://twitter.com/JudgeRussFagg/status/1045752054554251265

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znDBLzAFYjo

"and you see these break ins every day" "yes" "amazing"
indeed fuking amazing, you would think youd have a zelous cop patrool at this point

What the fuck would calling his mom accomplish?

"YOU LEAVE MY BOY ALONE! HE'S A GOOD BOY, HE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'!"

more or less

We need to ban assault catapults

If her parents anti-vax is it still safe to finger her because I ain't trying to give a ~~bitch~~ wamen polio

Or catch it and give it to the dog 🤔
Can you wash Polio off?

please @ me when you answer I'll be in class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIJt9LYbtBs

@DOGASS dogs can't get polio, so in that regard fingering a bitch is safe. Cross-species infection IS a possibility but it's astronomically small and just living near/with the bitch and feeding her e.g. table scraps is a bigger risk. Now, I'd still say you SHOULDN'T finger your bitch for moral reasons but eh. Do what you must if you must.

we should ban assault catapults, i find the lack of nice wooden finish disgusting 👌🏿

I really want to see a tactical catapult now. Folding throwing-arm, matte black finish, etc.

tac sac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2jFd8b-V94

@DOGASS if you're still worried, you can get single-user nitrile gloves from most hardware stores that are safer, less reactive and thinner than latex. You use them for things like certain glues, paints, or perishable stuff like food

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1_5j1OFXXXXbSapXXq6xXFXXXM/Disposable-nitrile-gloves-blue.jpg_640x640.jpg

Test

Damn, it's quick to update

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Changed bitch to wamen to avoid confusion

@Crow good response that's some Rick and Morty level IQ

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lol , does this mean tim was raped by trump in one of hes vids ? Now he can #Me To

"orange menace"

all that reminds me of is when spongebob said pink menace in that Christmas episode

birds have the funniest memes