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2018-10-21 23:21:24 UTC  

!rank

2018-10-21 23:21:25 UTC  

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2018-10-21 23:22:00 UTC  

that takes forever

2018-10-21 23:22:18 UTC  

there's a bot commands channel for this

2018-10-21 23:22:20 UTC  

WE WILL RISE AGAIN

2018-10-21 23:22:42 UTC  

indeed there is :^)

2018-10-21 23:28:33 UTC  

!rank

2018-10-21 23:28:34 UTC  

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2018-10-22 00:13:31 UTC  

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2018-10-22 01:10:08 UTC  

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2018-10-22 01:10:24 UTC  

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2018-10-22 01:12:55 UTC  

I keep waiting to be punked

2018-10-22 01:13:43 UTC  

yeah same ive watched 10X times and am still waiting

2018-10-22 01:13:51 UTC  

im gonna run out of tissues soon fuck

2018-10-22 01:13:57 UTC  

brb gotta run to store

2018-10-22 01:14:10 UTC  

I just wish so many pretty girls didn't have mental issues.

2018-10-22 01:14:14 UTC  

more like jizzificator amirite

2018-10-22 01:14:24 UTC  

Sorry. Had to say it.

2018-10-22 01:14:26 UTC  

i'm disappointed it wasn't bait ;~;

2018-10-22 01:14:37 UTC  

XD dem ropes bud

2018-10-22 01:14:58 UTC  

I think meme magic is real.

2018-10-22 01:15:07 UTC  

And I can prove it with Carl Jung.

2018-10-22 01:15:20 UTC  

<:NPC:500042527231967262>

2018-10-22 01:59:41 UTC  

God I love spam.

```
How are you and how is business? I'm contacting you on behalf of the
former personal assistant to the former President of Taiwan ( Mr. Chen
Shui-bian) on private matters. He humbly request your assistance. An
investment was placed under his management 5 years ago by Mr. Chen
Shui-bian. He needs assistance in investing these funds. If you are
interested, you can write to his private email (
[email protected] ) for further details.

Best Regards,
Hellen Ford
```

2018-10-22 02:00:17 UTC  

On *behalf* of the *former* assistant to the *former* President of Taiwan. So many layers of indirection, lol.

2018-10-22 02:01:53 UTC  

```
From: "Reem Hashimi (Ms)"<[email protected]>
Subject: Happy Weekend..mm
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2018 15:02:26 -0000 (1 day, 10 hours, 53 minutes ago)
Reply-To: <[email protected]>

Hello Sir/ Madam,

My name is Hon. Ms. Reem Al-Hashimi I am the present Minister of Petroleum in UAE. I write to solicit for your partnership in claiming of $47 Million USD from a Financial Home in Cambodia.

The aforementioned fund $47 Million USD is my share percentage from my Oil/ Gas deal with Cambodia/ Vaitnam Government 2013/2014, influentiallyI don't want my government to know about the fund. If this proposal interests you, let me know by sending me an email and I will send to you detailed Information on how this business would be successfully transacted. Be informed that nobody knows about the secret of this fund except me and I know how to carry out the entire transaction.

Furthermore, as a Minister of Petroleum, I am not allowed to be part of such a deal, because it's against my country professional practice policy. So I am compelled to ask that you stand on my behalf and receive this fund into any account that is solely controlled by you.

I will compensate you with 30% of the total amount involved as gratification for being my partner in the transfer. Please reply to my private email: ([email protected])

Regards,
Ms. Reem Al-Hashimi
```

2018-10-22 02:02:45 UTC  

Ahh yes, Vaitnam Government, I know them well.

2018-10-22 02:04:23 UTC  

@xorgy You fool! I already got their secret payment.

2018-10-22 02:04:31 UTC  

You are too late. I sent them all my bank details.

2018-10-22 02:04:45 UTC  

Next month I will be rich. That's what you get if you are too slow.

2018-10-22 02:05:00 UTC  

It's only a matter of time now ...

2018-10-22 02:05:23 UTC  

heheh

2018-10-22 02:05:46 UTC  

I only had to send them a mere $1000 for security.

2018-10-22 02:06:37 UTC  

```
From: "[email protected]"<[email protected]>
Subject: YEAR-END GRAND AWARD
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2018 03:28:39 -0700 (15 hours, 32 minutes ago)
Reply-To: <[email protected]>

Dear User,
Official reward nomination letter attached.
Sundar Pichai,
Chief Executive Officer

[2. application/pdf; REWARD-NOMINATION102018.pdf]...
```

2018-10-22 02:06:53 UTC  

GRAND

2018-10-22 02:08:53 UTC  

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