Message from @Geesus-HI

Discord ID: 339532257247100930


2017-07-25 20:22:05 UTC  

If you give a Muslim a cookie, he'll complain that it isn't halal and demand that you provide one that is.
If you give a Muslim a Halal cookie, he'll demand that you give him a job so he can buy his own cookies.
If you give a Muslim a job, he'll demand you give him time out to pray.
If you give a Muslim time out to pray, he'll demand that you respect his prophet.
If you show respect for his prophet, a Muslim will demand that you stop singing your National Anthem.
If you stop singing your National Anthem, a Muslim will demand that you elect him to parliament.
If you elect a Muslim to parliament, he'll demand that we change our constitution, so we are no longer allowed to speak freely or defend ourselves or worship the god of our choice (or not any god at all).
If we change the constitution to what a Muslim demands, he will demand that Sharia Law be followed by everyone in the land.
If Sharia is followed by everyone in the land, then Muslims will be permitted by law to execute anyone who disagrees with them or does not dress like them or does not worship Allah.

Do not appease Muslims.

2017-07-25 20:45:35 UTC  

FUCK ALL MUDS

2017-07-25 20:45:36 UTC  

So I had this guy at work, he was a massive shit talker. little taller then me, way heaver and he thought fat=muscle mass. Well his GF dumped him so suddently he wants to get in shape. Now he had swore up and down he was stronger then me, and he would kick my ass, so he came to the gym with me and my gym buddy. He puts a 25 on each side of the bar and does it 10 times, the 9th time he is struggling on his first set. I couldn't stop laughing at him afterwards so he gets all huffy and says "YOU DO IT" so I say "lode that mother fucker up to 225" so my gym friend loads it up, and I bust it out 10 times easy. suddenly that fuckers perception is changed. His concept of strong was all wrong, his concept of ready was all wrong.

2017-07-25 21:13:47 UTC  

A good speech by the president of Ireland's National Party

2017-07-25 21:28:54 UTC  

why is @Chapelo in here

2017-07-25 21:29:04 UTC  

omf

2017-07-25 21:29:09 UTC  
2017-07-25 21:29:16 UTC  

I've been here since Jan or Feb

2017-07-25 21:29:20 UTC  

lul fag

2017-07-25 21:29:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/339519518172905472/yqj6CMH.jpg

2017-07-25 21:29:32 UTC  

gay

2017-07-25 21:29:40 UTC  

fag

2017-07-25 21:30:01 UTC  

why did you leave OH?

2017-07-25 21:30:26 UTC  
2017-07-25 21:31:27 UTC  

I was procrastinating on it too much

2017-07-25 21:31:30 UTC  

I'll be back

2017-07-25 21:31:45 UTC  

mhm

2017-07-25 22:18:33 UTC  

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2017-07-25 22:19:58 UTC  

^kek

2017-07-25 22:34:11 UTC  

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2017-07-25 22:35:00 UTC  

Holy shit lmao

2017-07-25 22:50:46 UTC  

how is that a question

2017-07-25 22:54:49 UTC  

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2017-07-25 22:54:57 UTC  

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2017-07-25 22:55:04 UTC  

Save the screen cap

2017-07-25 23:02:36 UTC  

Daily reminder that if you call yourself altright but support Palestine you're a hypocrite

2017-07-25 23:02:47 UTC  

I'm not asking u to support Israel

2017-07-25 23:03:08 UTC  

I'm simply telling u not to feel sympathy for mudslimes

2017-07-25 23:21:13 UTC  

Juden are even lower than mudslimes tbqh but yes they're both shit

2017-07-25 23:25:41 UTC  

Picking a side is the dumbest meme

2017-07-25 23:51:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/339555273587032064/i-side-with-europa.jpg

2017-07-25 23:53:15 UTC  

I LEAVE FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS AND I HAVE 30+ PINGS FOR EVERYONE! Fucking shit.

2017-07-25 23:57:17 UTC  

No muzzies are lower than kikes

2017-07-25 23:58:01 UTC  

Are we with identity evorpa

2017-07-25 23:59:34 UTC  

@DeusVolt DEUSVAULT IS BACK YESSSSS

2017-07-25 23:59:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/339557403949268996/sanity.png

2017-07-26 00:00:11 UTC  

It has been a while but I am backon my feet

2017-07-26 00:00:29 UTC  

I CAN DO THAT MAHA