#SharkJump

HORRIBLE TV SHOW

FUCKING MORON FODDER

WILL MAKE YOU RETARDED IF YOU WATCH IT

LIKE GILLIGAN'S ISLAND

That's what I'll be telling my family at the Christmas gathering

I have a cousin coming from England

AR ARE YOU IN VOICE CHAT?

GIVE HIM LUBE, THEY LOVE THAT

No, not right now

BLAST AND DAMNATION

they don't have lube at my store, i'm not trying to contract HIV

Should I be

Finna shower first

#DefendEurope

#MEGA

Make Europeans Great Again

AW HELL LET'S JUST DO #GASJEWS

MEWA

She, but she married an englishman

Make Europe White Again

And they're both rather cucked

OH NO

But intelligent

WELL... MAKE THEM WATCH GILLIGAN'S ISLAND

"IT'S THE PEAK OF AMERICAN CULTURE"

No I want to decuck them

They are my blood

#BUILDTHEWALL

DECUCKING... TAKES TIME

STAGE I: DON'T SCARE THE NORMIES

I'll have them oppressing irishmen in no time

MOST EXCELLENT

No, I'm a pretty calm person

BEATING ON THE IRISH = GOOD INTRO TO NATIONALISM

CONVINCE THEM TO EAT TRADITIONAL ENGLISH FOODS

KIDNEY PIE

HITLER DISLIKED PENTACOSTALS

AND JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

IF I RECALL CORRECTLY

hey @Slav welcome back