ye

And yeah DNA companies sell your DNA

I'll finally fuck myself

You got the calves though?

@luke5135 just don’t selfcest

The yum yums?

implement you in crimes

sorta

Damn

my calves agent huge

create specialized viruses

😭

gr I'm not high enough profile for that

Bruh there's black dudes on track with big ass calves @personbelowmetriplegay

Why did I know you were going to say that

Cigar

its still gay and they can instantly implement you in a crime you commit

if you commit a crime

Big calves make you look intimidating when you walk

based on your grandparents dna

do I look like a criminal to you

they do

Old Asian men always have big calves

@luke5135 do I look like a criminal

if I ever commit a crime i'mma just Jack off on the scene anyways

the girls on the team bro are almost as hot as soccer girls

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bro the government decides who is a “criminal”

@personbelowmetriplegay don't tell me you're wearing booty shorts though, I keep my shorts long

no ew

wtf

gr wrong

My great great grandfather was a plantation owner that owned a bunch of Ni||ceguy||

why would I do that

innocent until proven guilty

bro thats not how it works

@personbelowmetriplegay bruh some of the sprinters on my team are mad sus, their boxers are longer than their shorts

same

like nigga nobody wanna see ur small ass dick flapping around

fr