also I'm sorry to break this off but can we do this later, I'm gonna go out in a few minutes and I won't be consistently available tonight

np

just hmu and im down

yeah fosho

Her body has to be so clean that she purifies the water.

It should be such a holy place that you can sell her piss water.

Then you can do the butt-jew.

jesus christr

L0L fucking anal water purifier.

I'm pretty sure you can sell girls' piss water if it's dirty

Ahahahah

OMFG

Based Water Filtration merchant.

I'll dying over here

xD

ahahahahahh

#BasedWaterFiltrationMerchant

OHH SHIT

can't stop laughing

*i'm

Deposit a straw in that sweet patootie, and get to drinking.

oof

& make sure it's a bendie straw

STOP

get one of those soda drinking caps

ok I was wrong this is actual degeneracy and I don't like it

lmao

That way I can lay on my side on the laptop on my bed, and her butt can be in front of me, with the bendie straw bending my way

xD

kidding i still like degeneracy

OH, lame

Utilitarian Fiji Filtration and Drinking device.

i's very much not utilitarian

Women are property, why shouldn't they be useful property.

How so desu?

You can take them with you into the desert for sweet Fiji water when necessary.

it's not utilitarian because she can create more value by working

and a fucking water bottle would be a better thing to store water

You can't butt-jew a water bottle.

but you can also bring the girl

and buttfuck her