Message from SmallPrice in Subverse #newsroom

2018-01-06 21:02:08 UTC  

munich, cologne or berlin

2018-01-06 21:02:23 UTC  

im sad tim got such a bad impression

2018-01-06 21:04:21 UTC  

Heh, maybe give him a reason to. I never got to imagine Tim hanging around friends, cause well... They are usually youtubers or "famous" people in general that end up in the vids.

2018-01-06 21:05:00 UTC  

youtubers are all part of a secret cabal

2018-01-06 21:05:14 UTC  

Laci and SArgon have ben friends since they were inducted at an early age

2018-01-06 21:05:41 UTC  

i like how you said "inducted" instead of you know, the normal way of saying it, befriending.

2018-01-06 21:05:51 UTC  

no no

2018-01-06 21:06:00 UTC  

the Cabal inducts young people and trains them to be youtubers

2018-01-06 21:06:04 UTC  


2018-01-06 21:06:21 UTC  

Casey neistat is the leader

2018-01-06 21:06:24 UTC  

Huh, so is there a youtube casting couch?

2018-01-06 21:06:32 UTC  

he was appointed Director of the Cabal a couple of years ago

2018-01-06 21:08:29 UTC  

dtube and steemit are too cumbersome and the money behind makes no sense

2018-01-06 21:09:26 UTC  

Tim give us our Android master-race channel so we can discuss the superior phone.

2018-01-06 21:09:48 UTC  


2018-01-06 21:10:25 UTC  

So Tim, just wondering, how do you prepare the speaking for your videos? Script, talking points, notes, or just the gift of the gab?

2018-01-06 21:10:53 UTC  

i load the sources for the things I want to say and the just talk

2018-01-06 21:11:06 UTC  

i write scripts if its a complicated story but usually dont

2018-01-06 21:12:18 UTC  

damn Tim, you almost sound like you hit peak Despair/Disbelief in the latest video

2018-01-06 21:12:42 UTC  

if people are willing to believe that white house staff erected a transmission tower on the south lawn we are doomed

2018-01-06 21:12:59 UTC  

you can make a video about the youtube cabal and their secret illuminati rituals they do in front of the webcams

2018-01-06 21:13:27 UTC  

we call it the mini illuminati

2018-01-06 21:13:42 UTC  

now that we know, is it really a secret anymore

2018-01-06 21:13:44 UTC  

Me, luke rudkowski, lauren southern and casey neistat briefly hung out in DC during the inauguration

2018-01-06 21:13:51 UTC  

we were awaiting our orders from the illuminati

2018-01-06 21:14:22 UTC  

*execute order 66*

2018-01-06 21:14:32 UTC  

but in russian i suppose

2018-01-06 21:14:59 UTC  

are the Minilluminati competition to the Reptilluminati?

2018-01-06 21:15:29 UTC  


2018-01-06 21:17:58 UTC  

Well, now I cant imagine Pool any other way now. Too serious in the vids, even the half hour in the HS stream.

2018-01-06 21:18:12 UTC  

Shitposter extrodinaire

2018-01-06 21:22:01 UTC  

i am reading fire and fury *right now* - its pretty bad haha... they mention Gamergate as Bannons secret Construct as planed by the Mercers! But Tims Video is a nice distraction now 🐒

2018-01-06 21:38:29 UTC  

we're doomed

2018-01-06 21:38:41 UTC  

people actual believed trump had his staff build a transmission tower on the South lawn.....

2018-01-06 21:38:50 UTC  

the south lawn is visible from the street

2018-01-06 21:39:00 UTC  

Maybe it's just really small

2018-01-06 21:39:21 UTC  

The tower is actually inside Trump's toupee

2018-01-06 21:39:21 UTC  

Squirrel-sized transmission tower

2018-01-06 21:39:22 UTC  

why wouldnt they just hook up a set top box....

2018-01-06 21:39:27 UTC  

Prove me wrong

2018-01-06 21:39:52 UTC  

Also Tim let me make emojis for your server