Message from @>Cytos, de lieve goede synth

Discord ID: 445590881093943296


2018-05-14 11:21:38 UTC  

me neither

2018-05-14 11:22:08 UTC  

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2018-05-14 11:22:08 UTC  

i guess Im just trusting what the translate button is telling me it says

2018-05-14 11:22:43 UTC  

Unless the translate is working for ISIS I think we're ok 😛

2018-05-14 11:36:35 UTC  

poor vice... how far can it fall ...is it basically buzzfeed now? https://twitter.com/narcokitty404/status/995465872306262016?s=20

2018-05-14 11:44:40 UTC  

Hello mortals

2018-05-14 12:31:39 UTC  

Vice has to chase clicks like everybody else. Internet advertising is not as profitable as it once was, and companies with large overhead either have to optimize to survive. It's just unfortunate for everyone that the optimal state of the internet is apparently puerile clickbait, typically of a vulgar sexual or race-bait nature, generated as cheaply as possible by amoral corporations.

2018-05-14 12:33:01 UTC  

I suppose the next step will be AI generated articles indistinguishable from those written by actual SJWs. Cheaper to have a bot write your clickbait than pay some otherkin in San Fran.

2018-05-14 12:35:43 UTC  

It's also easier to generate SJW articles as it is void of all logic and meaning anyways. Just throw some buzzwords in and you're good to go.

2018-05-14 13:32:05 UTC  

if they want to keep any sort of integrity they should of set up a separate site with no visible connection to vice - to fund actual news/reporting

2018-05-14 13:54:39 UTC  
2018-05-14 13:56:24 UTC  

I wonder if Tim has the necessary body armor & plates.

2018-05-14 13:57:28 UTC  

Tim needs a gofundme for a vehicle carrier plane and an armoured warthog

2018-05-14 14:14:40 UTC  

issnt a armoured warthog just a wild animal thats even harder to kill

2018-05-14 14:14:49 UTC  

whats the point even

2018-05-14 14:16:11 UTC  

no, its a vehicle in the British army

2018-05-14 14:18:44 UTC  

why get him that warthog? why not get him the halo one

2018-05-14 14:18:46 UTC  

much cooler

2018-05-14 14:18:58 UTC  

and there is a real....ish, one floating around

2018-05-14 14:19:04 UTC  

dont forget to get him the loicense as well !

2018-05-14 14:19:12 UTC  

doesnt stop bullets very well

2018-05-14 14:21:46 UTC  

we need these so we can make a circle so we can protect our muslim soldiers when they have to stop and prey https://www.army.mod.uk/equipment/protected-patrol-vehicles/

2018-05-14 14:36:02 UTC  

why are they all like dog names

2018-05-14 14:36:22 UTC  

the dog is our national animal

2018-05-14 14:36:50 UTC  

well.. at least in england it is... I suppose its different in scotland and wales

2018-05-14 14:37:04 UTC  

scotlands is the unicorn, wales is a dragon

2018-05-14 14:37:32 UTC  

I suppose England specifically is the Lion ... and britain as a whole is the dog

2018-05-14 14:37:43 UTC  

its complicated 😛

2018-05-14 14:50:24 UTC  
2018-05-14 16:12:59 UTC  

oh.. just noticed one of dave cullen's videos had the same thing as Tims video... loads of kids videos recommended

2018-05-14 16:13:08 UTC  

his latest one - about eurovision

2018-05-14 16:42:22 UTC  

Y'all are getting a ton of kid recommendations too?

2018-05-14 16:43:43 UTC  

the alt-right has co-opped the youtube algorithm to brain wash kids, this is clearly what has happened

2018-05-14 17:15:20 UTC  

Damn you alt-right and gamergators!

2018-05-14 17:31:51 UTC  

🎮 🐊

2018-05-14 18:06:57 UTC  

wana have some fun?

2018-05-14 18:07:20 UTC  

pretend to be a extreme leftist and respond to the people disgusted by this 4chan hoax hashtag

2018-05-14 18:07:50 UTC  

remember to use ALL the falacies, to make it convincing

2018-05-14 18:27:22 UTC  

i want to find any of those who seem to be SJW in nature and reply "whats the matter? i thought you supposed killing people based off of random and often false accusations?"