Messsage from Hand Banana in Anticom #general


CoyCunt 2017-04-17 23:08:35  

get a bullet proof limo

Rush 2017-04-17 23:08:37  

I just need to meet her for an interview

YorkshireNS 2017-04-17 23:08:52  

A wooden shield would hold it as long as it was decently thicc

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:08:58  

@Iamawesom Its a thin sheet of galvanized steel wrapped around wood used to reinforce it. Leather straps w/ carrying handle. The metal is coated in a black rubber.

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:09:06  

@YorkshireNS wood is too heavy

JimmyBobs 2017-04-17 23:09:11  

A proper wooden shield words amazingly well

ToastyTerrorist 2017-04-17 23:09:14  

@Book and Musket Pictures or LARP

Rush 2017-04-17 23:09:15  

For wooden shields you need at least 3/4" in. thick wood. NOT PLYWOOD

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:09:16  

i make shields as a hobby

ToastyTerrorist 2017-04-17 23:09:26  

@yeah dude Pictures or LARP

Rush 2017-04-17 23:09:28  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303668314905903105/Shield.jpg

Rush 2017-04-17 23:09:28  

Observe

GoGo 2017-04-17 23:09:52  

Because it's not a buckler

Rush 2017-04-17 23:09:53  

Not enough leverage

YorkshireNS 2017-04-17 23:10:00  

Stack 3x 3mm thick plyboard together to make it 9mm thick and thats your ideal shield

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:10:01  

its not for sale @Iamawesom i am manufavturing them for my Vanguard Chapter

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:06  

Always be sure to reinforce with metal plates

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:10:11  

^

ToastyTerrorist 2017-04-17 23:10:11  

@yeah dude Pictures?

Hand Banana 2017-04-17 23:10:13  

Hello

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:19  

use 1'2" in. thick wood screws

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:10:22  

One moment @ToastyTerrorist

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:31  

it's kawaii

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:45  

yes

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:53  

We are all 6'4" Chads

I'mGoingBerserk 2017-04-17 23:10:59  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303668697967624203/image.jpg

Hernán Cortés 2017-04-17 23:11:00  

I'm pretty hot

Rush 2017-04-17 23:11:05  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303668723313672193/1483074593827.jpg

YorkshireNS 2017-04-17 23:11:20  

I definitely think an oval or kite shield would work best against missile, so you have some leg/dick protection

CoyCunt 2017-04-17 23:11:32  

what is the overall objective too you in the end?

Rush 2017-04-17 23:11:32  

if it was would you be impressed

✙Ossus✙ 2017-04-17 23:11:41  

kite shields are dumb

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:11:41  

The thin metal permits me to use a lighter wood to back it, cutting weight and increasing strength. Wood splinters and can crack.

YorkshireNS 2017-04-17 23:11:46  

THE ERADICATION OF COMMUNISM

BlackMetalWitch 2017-04-17 23:11:51  

@Rush That your MCM?

Max 2017-04-17 23:12:01  

Kite shield for best DEUS VULT a e s t h e t i c

GoGo 2017-04-17 23:12:06  

Me irl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303668977316528130/image.jpg

Hernán Cortés 2017-04-17 23:12:12  

@Rush Where do you get your anabolic steroids?

✙Ossus✙ 2017-04-17 23:12:32  

Oval would be better

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:12:36  

I made a kite sheild