Message by Hand Banana, in Anticom, #general

CoyCunt 2017-04-17 23:08:35

get a bullet proof limo

Rush 2017-04-17 23:08:37

I just need to meet her for an interview

YorkshireNS 2017-04-17 23:08:52

A wooden shield would hold it as long as it was decently thicc

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:08:58

@Iamawesom Its a thin sheet of galvanized steel wrapped around wood used to reinforce it. Leather straps w/ carrying handle. The metal is coated in a black rubber.

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:09:06

@YorkshireNS wood is too heavy

JimmyBobs 2017-04-17 23:09:11

A proper wooden shield words amazingly well

ToastyTerrorist 2017-04-17 23:09:14

@Book and Musket Pictures or LARP

Rush 2017-04-17 23:09:15

For wooden shields you need at least 3/4" in. thick wood. NOT PLYWOOD

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:09:16

i make shields as a hobby

ToastyTerrorist 2017-04-17 23:09:26

@yeah dude Pictures or LARP

Rush 2017-04-17 23:09:28

Rush 2017-04-17 23:09:28

Observe

GoGo 2017-04-17 23:09:52

Because it's not a buckler

Rush 2017-04-17 23:09:53

Not enough leverage

YorkshireNS 2017-04-17 23:10:00

Stack 3x 3mm thick plyboard together to make it 9mm thick and thats your ideal shield

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:10:01

its not for sale @Iamawesom i am manufavturing them for my Vanguard Chapter

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:06

Always be sure to reinforce with metal plates

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:10:11

^

ToastyTerrorist 2017-04-17 23:10:11

@yeah dude Pictures?

Hand Banana 2017-04-17 23:10:13

Hello

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:19

use 1'2" in. thick wood screws

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:10:22

One moment @ToastyTerrorist

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:31

it's kawaii

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:45

yes

Rush 2017-04-17 23:10:53

We are all 6'4" Chads

I'mGoingBerserk 2017-04-17 23:10:59

Hernán Cortés 2017-04-17 23:11:00

I'm pretty hot

Rush 2017-04-17 23:11:05

YorkshireNS 2017-04-17 23:11:20

I definitely think an oval or kite shield would work best against missile, so you have some leg/dick protection

CoyCunt 2017-04-17 23:11:32

what is the overall objective too you in the end?

Rush 2017-04-17 23:11:32

if it was would you be impressed

✙Ossus✙ 2017-04-17 23:11:41

kite shields are dumb

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:11:41

The thin metal permits me to use a lighter wood to back it, cutting weight and increasing strength. Wood splinters and can crack.

YorkshireNS 2017-04-17 23:11:46

THE ERADICATION OF COMMUNISM

BlackMetalWitch 2017-04-17 23:11:51

@Rush That your MCM?

Max 2017-04-17 23:12:01

Kite shield for best DEUS VULT a e s t h e t i c

GoGo 2017-04-17 23:12:06

Me irl

Hernán Cortés 2017-04-17 23:12:12

@Rush Where do you get your anabolic steroids?

✙Ossus✙ 2017-04-17 23:12:32

Oval would be better

yeah dude 2017-04-17 23:12:36

I made a kite sheild