Message from Hand Banana in Anticom #general


2017-04-17 23:08:35 UTC  

get a bullet proof limo

2017-04-17 23:08:37 UTC  

I just need to meet her for an interview

2017-04-17 23:08:52 UTC  

A wooden shield would hold it as long as it was decently thicc

2017-04-17 23:08:58 UTC  

@Iamawesom Its a thin sheet of galvanized steel wrapped around wood used to reinforce it. Leather straps w/ carrying handle. The metal is coated in a black rubber.

2017-04-17 23:09:06 UTC  

@YorkshireNS wood is too heavy

2017-04-17 23:09:11 UTC  

A proper wooden shield words amazingly well

2017-04-17 23:09:14 UTC  

@Book and Musket Pictures or LARP

2017-04-17 23:09:15 UTC  

For wooden shields you need at least 3/4" in. thick wood. NOT PLYWOOD

2017-04-17 23:09:16 UTC  

i make shields as a hobby

2017-04-17 23:09:26 UTC  

@yeah dude Pictures or LARP

2017-04-17 23:09:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303668314905903105/Shield.jpg

2017-04-17 23:09:28 UTC  

Observe

2017-04-17 23:09:35 UTC  
2017-04-17 23:09:52 UTC  

Because it's not a buckler

2017-04-17 23:09:53 UTC  

Not enough leverage

2017-04-17 23:10:00 UTC  

Stack 3x 3mm thick plyboard together to make it 9mm thick and thats your ideal shield

2017-04-17 23:10:01 UTC  

its not for sale @Iamawesom i am manufavturing them for my Vanguard Chapter

2017-04-17 23:10:06 UTC  

Always be sure to reinforce with metal plates

2017-04-17 23:10:11 UTC  

^

2017-04-17 23:10:11 UTC  

@yeah dude Pictures?

2017-04-17 23:10:13 UTC  

Hello

2017-04-17 23:10:19 UTC  

use 1'2" in. thick wood screws

2017-04-17 23:10:22 UTC  

One moment @ToastyTerrorist

2017-04-17 23:10:31 UTC  

it's kawaii

2017-04-17 23:10:45 UTC  

yes

2017-04-17 23:10:53 UTC  

We are all 6'4" Chads

2017-04-17 23:10:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303668697967624203/image.jpg

2017-04-17 23:11:00 UTC  

I'm pretty hot

2017-04-17 23:11:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303668723313672193/1483074593827.jpg

2017-04-17 23:11:20 UTC  

I definitely think an oval or kite shield would work best against missile, so you have some leg/dick protection

2017-04-17 23:11:32 UTC  

what is the overall objective too you in the end?

2017-04-17 23:11:32 UTC  

if it was would you be impressed

2017-04-17 23:11:41 UTC  

kite shields are dumb

2017-04-17 23:11:41 UTC  

The thin metal permits me to use a lighter wood to back it, cutting weight and increasing strength. Wood splinters and can crack.

2017-04-17 23:11:46 UTC  

THE ERADICATION OF COMMUNISM

2017-04-17 23:11:51 UTC  

@Rush That your MCM?

2017-04-17 23:12:01 UTC  

Kite shield for best DEUS VULT a e s t h e t i c

2017-04-17 23:12:06 UTC  

Me irl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303668977316528130/image.jpg

2017-04-17 23:12:12 UTC  

@Rush Where do you get your anabolic steroids?

2017-04-17 23:12:32 UTC  

Oval would be better

2017-04-17 23:12:36 UTC  

I made a kite sheild