#ProtectandServe

@vlnc.co UK police says it dosent have resources to fight crime but thank got they can go araund remove dangerous sticks

I feel sorry for the constabulary though, they must look at these policies coming down from on high and must think `Are you being serious, mate?`

#priorities

I mean...

One of two outcomes with these things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_NuUgvb7s "You can take my stick from my cold dead hands..."

Either these guys are so enthralled with their job that they confiscate sticks and think it's glorious work

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/met-police-spending-cuts-400-million-funding-london-crimes-not-investigated-burglary-assault-a8002746.html

Or they are taking pictures of that shit sarcastically

I think it's stranger than fiction, It's almost certainly true...

noup

tots serious

Think so?

You don't think they might be bound to the law, and taking ridiculous pictures might be their quiet rebellion?

noup

interesting. malicious compliance?

theyr totaly brain dead

I'm starting to think they might.

They can't straight up say "this is ridiculous"

but I find it hard to believe that they're not finding any knives whatsoever in those pictures.

Why isn't intent a thing, when it comes to those searches and seizures? Is that factored in?

https://i.redditmedia.com/DuXyjiNTprH9arFEt1ahwOxJ3T-i0VEa2l1v_2N02B4.jpg?w=432&s=035f009877712c87c3d180d9e7b18880

https://pics.me.me/hackney-police-mpshackney-follow-weapons-found-today-in-pemburyweaponsweep-31589079.png

Uhh.. Who's getting stabbed with a bike tire?

lolwut

http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Me+too+i+m+glad+deadly+weapons+like+assault+bicycle+wheels+_dc628efdc77069954d5ae1db0cc23b39.jpg

Is there a Speight of bike tire stabbings I haven't seen?

aperently somone did

ROFLMAO

i thought the wood file in the previous picture was bad, but bicycle wheel takes the cake

Not by force, obviously..

centrifugal force

Is that green thing a jerry can?

See, THIS is the sort of shit I'm talking about!

You can cut the plastic into a knife shape.

Centripetal?

Jeeze, a bike wheel

those spokes can be sharpened.

That's, what, like 26 knives?

They basically stopped a crime spree...