Message from RyeNorth in Subverse #newsroom


2018-07-03 09:35:36 UTC  

damn. this has to be satire...?

2018-07-03 09:35:50 UTC  

So the police raided a Tradie then?

2018-07-03 09:36:03 UTC  

#ProtectandServe

2018-07-03 09:36:16 UTC  

@vlnc.co UK police says it dosent have resources to fight crime but thank got they can go araund remove dangerous sticks

2018-07-03 09:36:31 UTC  

I feel sorry for the constabulary though, they must look at these policies coming down from on high and must think `Are you being serious, mate?`

2018-07-03 09:36:37 UTC  

#priorities

2018-07-03 09:36:51 UTC  

I mean...

2018-07-03 09:37:02 UTC  

One of two outcomes with these things

2018-07-03 09:37:20 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_NuUgvb7s "You can take my stick from my cold dead hands..."

2018-07-03 09:37:27 UTC  

Either these guys are so enthralled with their job that they confiscate sticks and think it's glorious work

2018-07-03 09:37:39 UTC  

Or they are taking pictures of that shit sarcastically

2018-07-03 09:37:47 UTC  

I think it's stranger than fiction, It's almost certainly true...

2018-07-03 09:37:50 UTC  

noup

2018-07-03 09:37:56 UTC  

tots serious

2018-07-03 09:38:06 UTC  

Think so?

2018-07-03 09:38:25 UTC  

You don't think they might be bound to the law, and taking ridiculous pictures might be their quiet rebellion?

2018-07-03 09:39:25 UTC  

noup

2018-07-03 09:39:35 UTC  

interesting. malicious compliance?

2018-07-03 09:39:36 UTC  

theyr totaly brain dead

2018-07-03 09:39:55 UTC  

I'm starting to think they might.

2018-07-03 09:40:04 UTC  

They can't straight up say "this is ridiculous"

2018-07-03 09:40:24 UTC  

but I find it hard to believe that they're not finding any knives whatsoever in those pictures.

2018-07-03 09:41:45 UTC  

Why isn't intent a thing, when it comes to those searches and seizures? Is that factored in?

2018-07-03 09:42:43 UTC  

Uhh.. Who's getting stabbed with a bike tire?

2018-07-03 09:42:54 UTC  

lolwut

2018-07-03 09:43:11 UTC  

Is there a Speight of bike tire stabbings I haven't seen?

2018-07-03 09:43:13 UTC  

aperently somone did

2018-07-03 09:43:51 UTC  

ROFLMAO

2018-07-03 09:44:43 UTC  

i thought the wood file in the previous picture was bad, but bicycle wheel takes the cake

2018-07-03 09:45:16 UTC  

Not by force, obviously..

2018-07-03 09:45:45 UTC  

centrifugal force

2018-07-03 09:45:52 UTC  

Is that green thing a jerry can?

2018-07-03 09:46:12 UTC  

See, THIS is the sort of shit I'm talking about!

2018-07-03 09:46:12 UTC  

You can cut the plastic into a knife shape.

2018-07-03 09:46:15 UTC  

Centripetal?

2018-07-03 09:46:28 UTC  

Jeeze, a bike wheel

2018-07-03 09:46:33 UTC  

those spokes can be sharpened.