Message from LOLTRON in Subverse #newsroom

2018-07-03 09:27:00 UTC  

Oh absolutely.

2018-07-03 09:27:15 UTC  

Nothing more dangerous about a knife than dullness.

2018-07-03 09:27:32 UTC  

Knife's liable to slip if you have to apply downward pressure

2018-07-03 09:27:55 UTC  

Most chefs hone their blades daily.

2018-07-03 09:28:02 UTC  

For a damn good reason, too.

2018-07-03 09:31:16 UTC  

ive started to do daily honing at home too. leather strop + green compound; keeps the knives sharp enough to never slip on papery onion skins. added benefit of keeping them away from the stones for longer

2018-07-03 09:33:51 UTC  

I always have my Victorinox knife with me. It's the most useful thing I own.

2018-07-03 09:34:15 UTC  

it gets used on a daily basis.

2018-07-03 09:34:27 UTC  

^ so handy

2018-07-03 09:34:57 UTC  

nice heat treat on the victorinox blades. fine grain structure despite being stainless

2018-07-03 09:35:36 UTC  

damn. this has to be satire...?

2018-07-03 09:35:50 UTC  

So the police raided a Tradie then?

2018-07-03 09:36:03 UTC  


2018-07-03 09:36:16 UTC UK police says it dosent have resources to fight crime but thank got they can go araund remove dangerous sticks

2018-07-03 09:36:31 UTC  

I feel sorry for the constabulary though, they must look at these policies coming down from on high and must think `Are you being serious, mate?`

2018-07-03 09:36:37 UTC  


2018-07-03 09:36:51 UTC  

I mean...

2018-07-03 09:37:02 UTC  

One of two outcomes with these things

2018-07-03 09:37:20 UTC "You can take my stick from my cold dead hands..."

2018-07-03 09:37:27 UTC  

Either these guys are so enthralled with their job that they confiscate sticks and think it's glorious work

2018-07-03 09:37:39 UTC  

Or they are taking pictures of that shit sarcastically

2018-07-03 09:37:47 UTC  

I think it's stranger than fiction, It's almost certainly true...

2018-07-03 09:37:50 UTC  


2018-07-03 09:37:56 UTC  

tots serious

2018-07-03 09:38:06 UTC  

Think so?

2018-07-03 09:38:25 UTC  

You don't think they might be bound to the law, and taking ridiculous pictures might be their quiet rebellion?

2018-07-03 09:39:25 UTC  


2018-07-03 09:39:35 UTC  

interesting. malicious compliance?

2018-07-03 09:39:36 UTC  

theyr totaly brain dead

2018-07-03 09:39:55 UTC  

I'm starting to think they might.

2018-07-03 09:40:04 UTC  

They can't straight up say "this is ridiculous"

2018-07-03 09:40:24 UTC  

but I find it hard to believe that they're not finding any knives whatsoever in those pictures.

2018-07-03 09:41:45 UTC  

Why isn't intent a thing, when it comes to those searches and seizures? Is that factored in?

2018-07-03 09:42:43 UTC  

Uhh.. Who's getting stabbed with a bike tire?

2018-07-03 09:42:54 UTC