Message from @vlnc.co
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I think it's stranger than fiction, It's almost certainly true...
noup
tots serious
Think so?
You don't think they might be bound to the law, and taking ridiculous pictures might be their quiet rebellion?
noup
interesting. malicious compliance?
theyr totaly brain dead
I'm starting to think they might.
They can't straight up say "this is ridiculous"
but I find it hard to believe that they're not finding any knives whatsoever in those pictures.
Why isn't intent a thing, when it comes to those searches and seizures? Is that factored in?
Uhh.. Who's getting stabbed with a bike tire?
lolwut
Is there a Speight of bike tire stabbings I haven't seen?
aperently somone did
ROFLMAO
Not by force, obviously..
centrifugal force
Is that green thing a jerry can?
See, THIS is the sort of shit I'm talking about!
You can cut the plastic into a knife shape.
Centripetal?
Jeeze, a bike wheel
those spokes can be sharpened.
That's, what, like 26 knives?
They basically stopped a crime spree...
Each one of those spokes is long enough to skewer two victims at once.
That's 52 lives saved!
What a monster!
A British man was arrested Saturday after he was found walking the streets of Dunfermline, Scotland, with a potato peeler.
monster
@LOLTRON did u know u cant buy eggs and spoons in uk in some places unless u can prove your not under age
jfc. I thought blades under 3 inches were okay under the current laws though? potato peelers aren't that long. i think he should a-peel
egg thing was apperently a one time thing foe halloween tho google the spoon thing and be amazed