Message from @MerryModem
Discord ID: 263070197328379916
Vodka + 7up is fucking horrible and i passed out then spent 23 hours puking in my lawn
OUCH
VODKA IS GOOD WITH ORANGE JUICE
BUT
YOU WILL STILL END UP IN A COMA
THIS IS WHY RUSSIANS DRINK IT
better to puke on the lawn than naked in the bushes
"I WAS UNAWARE THAT MY SOCIETY WAS IN GRIPS OF SOVIETS FOR 23 HOURS!"
OR GET CAUGHT WITH SHEEP
oh....nah...don't want to hear the story
STORY IS IN THE POLICE REPORT
NO NEED TO TELL IT
fixed your mic, Modem?
hammer
you fixed your mic with a hammer?
ja
beeindruckend
LMAO
so, should I put my profile on jdate.com just to see what makes the 20/30-somthing jewish chicks hot
or maybe I should go with EliteSingles.com
craigslist
na, too generic and lacks opportunity for seeing which spies are among us
NO WAY JDATE IS COOL
ORAL SEX FROM ANOREXIC JEWISH CHICKS!
GET IN VOICE CHAT
MY NILLAS
AND BANANA CUSTARDS
AND KEBAB CREAMS
can't hear you modem
&%&$&#
damn 56k connection huh
sorry bout that, LT in shop, on an old beast at the moment
ORTHODOX = NATIONAL SOCIALIST
REFORM = LIBERTARIAN
ETC
HOW OFTEN DO YOU DRINK THE BLOOD OF CHRISTIAN BABIES? A: DAILY
JUST PUT NON SMOKER
brb
YOU WILL HAVE TONS OF JEWISH CHICKS