Message from @MerryModem

Discord ID: 263070197328379916


2016-12-26 22:22:00 UTC  

Vodka + 7up is fucking horrible and i passed out then spent 23 hours puking in my lawn

2016-12-26 22:22:07 UTC  

OUCH

2016-12-26 22:22:12 UTC  

VODKA IS GOOD WITH ORANGE JUICE

2016-12-26 22:22:15 UTC  

BUT

2016-12-26 22:22:19 UTC  

YOU WILL STILL END UP IN A COMA

2016-12-26 22:22:23 UTC  

THIS IS WHY RUSSIANS DRINK IT

2016-12-26 22:22:36 UTC  

better to puke on the lawn than naked in the bushes

2016-12-26 22:22:37 UTC  

"I WAS UNAWARE THAT MY SOCIETY WAS IN GRIPS OF SOVIETS FOR 23 HOURS!"

2016-12-26 22:22:43 UTC  

OR GET CAUGHT WITH SHEEP

2016-12-26 22:23:59 UTC  

oh....nah...don't want to hear the story

2016-12-26 22:24:59 UTC  

STORY IS IN THE POLICE REPORT
NO NEED TO TELL IT

2016-12-26 22:25:26 UTC  

fixed your mic, Modem?

2016-12-26 22:25:31 UTC  

hammer

2016-12-26 22:25:52 UTC  

you fixed your mic with a hammer?

2016-12-26 22:25:56 UTC  

ja

2016-12-26 22:26:01 UTC  

beeindruckend

2016-12-26 22:26:07 UTC  

LMAO

2016-12-26 22:26:35 UTC  

so, should I put my profile on jdate.com just to see what makes the 20/30-somthing jewish chicks hot

2016-12-26 22:26:45 UTC  

or maybe I should go with EliteSingles.com

2016-12-26 22:26:52 UTC  

craigslist

2016-12-26 22:27:02 UTC  

lol

2016-12-26 22:27:16 UTC  

na, too generic and lacks opportunity for seeing which spies are among us

2016-12-26 22:28:05 UTC  

NO WAY JDATE IS COOL

2016-12-26 22:28:14 UTC  

ORAL SEX FROM ANOREXIC JEWISH CHICKS!

2016-12-26 22:29:32 UTC  

GET IN VOICE CHAT

2016-12-26 22:29:34 UTC  

MY NILLAS

2016-12-26 22:29:39 UTC  

AND BANANA CUSTARDS

2016-12-26 22:29:47 UTC  

AND KEBAB CREAMS

2016-12-26 22:30:28 UTC  

can't hear you modem

2016-12-26 22:30:37 UTC  

&%&$&#

2016-12-26 22:30:38 UTC  

damn 56k connection huh

2016-12-26 22:33:20 UTC  

sorry bout that, LT in shop, on an old beast at the moment

2016-12-26 22:34:47 UTC  

ORTHODOX = NATIONAL SOCIALIST

2016-12-26 22:34:50 UTC  

REFORM = LIBERTARIAN

2016-12-26 22:34:51 UTC  

ETC

2016-12-26 22:35:11 UTC  

HOW OFTEN DO YOU DRINK THE BLOOD OF CHRISTIAN BABIES? A: DAILY

2016-12-26 22:35:15 UTC  

JUST PUT NON SMOKER

2016-12-26 22:35:19 UTC  

brb

2016-12-26 22:35:19 UTC  

YOU WILL HAVE TONS OF JEWISH CHICKS