Message from @MerryModem
Discord ID: 263068913775017985
lol
kackel
a bit girly for my taste
yeah well..... i am not cool
do they have der Eierlikor with Schnapps en Deustschland?
how can you be not cool if you're hanging out with the cool kids, i.e. us
both in one bottle? never heard of it
Eierlikör seems alcoholy enough
and Schnaps also
we have a thing called "Holly Nog" which is eggnog with wine in it.
@HFT LOL
LAST TIME I TRIED SCHNAPPS
I NEARLY DIED
verputzt... gluehwein
BRANDY IS PARTIALLY DISTILLED LIQUOR IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY
LIKE WINE PUT THROUGH A BOURBON PROCESS
A GOOD WAY TO END UP ON THE FLOOR
NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING
Brandy + Jack Daniels = death
HOLY LIVER FAILURE
Vodka + 7up is fucking horrible and i passed out then spent 23 hours puking in my lawn
OUCH
VODKA IS GOOD WITH ORANGE JUICE
BUT
YOU WILL STILL END UP IN A COMA
THIS IS WHY RUSSIANS DRINK IT
better to puke on the lawn than naked in the bushes
"I WAS UNAWARE THAT MY SOCIETY WAS IN GRIPS OF SOVIETS FOR 23 HOURS!"
OR GET CAUGHT WITH SHEEP
oh....nah...don't want to hear the story
STORY IS IN THE POLICE REPORT
NO NEED TO TELL IT
fixed your mic, Modem?
hammer
you fixed your mic with a hammer?
ja
beeindruckend
LMAO
so, should I put my profile on jdate.com just to see what makes the 20/30-somthing jewish chicks hot
or maybe I should go with EliteSingles.com
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