Message from @MerryModem

Discord ID: 263068913775017985


2016-12-26 22:16:33 UTC  

lol

2016-12-26 22:16:34 UTC  

kackel

2016-12-26 22:16:52 UTC  

a bit girly for my taste

2016-12-26 22:17:23 UTC  

yeah well..... i am not cool

2016-12-26 22:17:54 UTC  

do they have der Eierlikor with Schnapps en Deustschland?

2016-12-26 22:17:58 UTC  

how can you be not cool if you're hanging out with the cool kids, i.e. us

2016-12-26 22:18:11 UTC  

both in one bottle? never heard of it

2016-12-26 22:18:24 UTC  

Eierlikör seems alcoholy enough

2016-12-26 22:18:34 UTC  

and Schnaps also

2016-12-26 22:18:38 UTC  

we have a thing called "Holly Nog" which is eggnog with wine in it.

2016-12-26 22:19:12 UTC  

@HFT LOL

2016-12-26 22:20:34 UTC  

LAST TIME I TRIED SCHNAPPS

2016-12-26 22:20:37 UTC  

I NEARLY DIED

2016-12-26 22:20:39 UTC  

verputzt... gluehwein

2016-12-26 22:20:53 UTC  

BRANDY IS PARTIALLY DISTILLED LIQUOR IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY

2016-12-26 22:20:59 UTC  

LIKE WINE PUT THROUGH A BOURBON PROCESS

2016-12-26 22:21:06 UTC  

A GOOD WAY TO END UP ON THE FLOOR

2016-12-26 22:21:09 UTC  

NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING

2016-12-26 22:21:34 UTC  

Brandy + Jack Daniels = death

2016-12-26 22:21:50 UTC  

HOLY LIVER FAILURE

2016-12-26 22:21:56 UTC  

for reals

2016-12-26 22:22:00 UTC  

Vodka + 7up is fucking horrible and i passed out then spent 23 hours puking in my lawn

2016-12-26 22:22:07 UTC  

OUCH

2016-12-26 22:22:12 UTC  

VODKA IS GOOD WITH ORANGE JUICE

2016-12-26 22:22:15 UTC  

BUT

2016-12-26 22:22:19 UTC  

YOU WILL STILL END UP IN A COMA

2016-12-26 22:22:23 UTC  

THIS IS WHY RUSSIANS DRINK IT

2016-12-26 22:22:36 UTC  

better to puke on the lawn than naked in the bushes

2016-12-26 22:22:37 UTC  

"I WAS UNAWARE THAT MY SOCIETY WAS IN GRIPS OF SOVIETS FOR 23 HOURS!"

2016-12-26 22:22:43 UTC  

OR GET CAUGHT WITH SHEEP

2016-12-26 22:23:59 UTC  

oh....nah...don't want to hear the story

2016-12-26 22:24:59 UTC  

STORY IS IN THE POLICE REPORT
NO NEED TO TELL IT

2016-12-26 22:25:26 UTC  

fixed your mic, Modem?

2016-12-26 22:25:31 UTC  

hammer

2016-12-26 22:25:52 UTC  

you fixed your mic with a hammer?

2016-12-26 22:25:56 UTC  

ja

2016-12-26 22:26:01 UTC  

beeindruckend

2016-12-26 22:26:07 UTC  

LMAO

2016-12-26 22:26:35 UTC  

so, should I put my profile on jdate.com just to see what makes the 20/30-somthing jewish chicks hot

2016-12-26 22:26:45 UTC  

or maybe I should go with EliteSingles.com

2016-12-26 22:26:52 UTC  

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