He's already taking higher calculus than I ever did in all my years of school

here's how to put the gay population in a better light

fight to eliminate bug chasing

@Jasse so even if you force "gays" to be straight then the problem would still be there...assuming I accept those numbers which I do not

who else can we gas for Jasse? Let's say... all the germans, just to make sure we don't get any nazis again. And... You know what? Fuck the french while we're at it. And I hate Cuba for no discernable reason, so let's gas all cubans. How about all of California too, for giving us such shit movies as Ghostbusters 2016, they deserve it for sure.

Sounds like we're back to mental illness then with the "bug chasing" thing.

Because these numbers practically establish that gay is genetic. Thanks for making a key point for me.

/sarcasm

"bought to you by vanguard america... taking from sample size of 1 bath house in LA during the 1980s"

lol

just the heavily liberal parts of california

c'mon Jasse, who else? since we're going off the deep end into absurdity, this is fun.

i have family that still lives there

"oh, and that 1 flight attendant that fucked everything that moved with a penis"

I can assert that my wife and I have never molested a child, never had AIDS, and the only case of STD I ever got was my one hetero relationship in high school 😦

i was about to correct that sentence, then realized if you read it as "fucked everything with his penis" or "fucker everything that had a penis", it still is accurate

Pinworms

wait you're female

technically, gays in his case probably means men only.

I know gay men, too. Gentlemen all.

Great dates

yeah, we can't gas Cat, lesbians are hot. 😛 (Sorry about that Cat, I'm still on my off-the-deep-end rant of strawmanning Jasse)

in this day and age, most people know at least 1 gay guy.

lol

band director was gay in college. Decent guy all around. His husband was fucking awesome. Nerd, worked higher up in the IT sector

great laughs about how stupid end users are

neither one you'd guess is gay

I'm 47 years old and my face has more wrinkles than Jasse's virgin rear end

actually, that is a lie. band director you wouldn't guess.

his husband, a bit too much of they stereotypical voice.

there's a lesbian couple back in cali who are friends of our family and also our old photographers

not annoying, but enough to notice

insert "I'd hit it" here.

@DrYuriMom that would imply like, 1 wrinkle, wouldn't it?

Mew

pretty sure my face at 26 has more than 1 wrinkle. although thats from resting bitch face.

@DrYuriMom sometimes once one of these trolls goes off the deep end, the best thing to do is just dive off the edge with them a bit and enjoy the ride, as long as we know we can climb back up afterwards.

when in doubt, make your pug a nazi

I've noticed

He seems to have wandered off and now the conversation has gotten so silly there's no fun left to gain from trolling. Everyone left is sane and we're all probably about on the same side (or close enough it doesn't matter to argue it anymore).