Message from Kermit in Subverse #newsroom


2019-01-24 17:29:54 UTC  

"Phillips actually spent most of his time in the Marines as a refrigerator technician after initially being an anti-tank missileman for four months, had not been deployed outside the US and never saw combat, according to the corps."

2019-01-24 17:30:13 UTC  

"According to military records provided to the Examiner, Phillips served in the Marine Corps Reserve between 1972 and 1976 and held the rank of private on April 18, 1975."

2019-01-24 17:33:50 UTC  

The old man is a freaking liar.

2019-01-24 17:35:12 UTC  

You guys hear McAfee is running for Prez?

2019-01-24 17:39:05 UTC  

Yeah but i wonder why tho

2019-01-24 17:39:33 UTC  

There really isn't anything special

2019-01-24 17:39:35 UTC  

My friend says his theory is that he has untreared schitzofrenia or however you spell it too lazy rn.

2019-01-24 17:39:38 UTC  

About him

2019-01-24 17:39:43 UTC  

Tf

2019-01-24 17:39:49 UTC  

What damn

2019-01-24 17:39:52 UTC  

It makes him feel like he's hyper-eccentric.

2019-01-24 17:40:02 UTC  

You see his videos? Can't stop figeting.

2019-01-24 17:40:05 UTC  

Jesus

2019-01-24 17:40:20 UTC  

He's not fit for president then

2019-01-24 17:40:23 UTC  

Like a sugar high kid on ADHD without his meds. I know because thats me when I'm not on my meds after a smoothie.

2019-01-24 17:40:29 UTC  

He's british!

2019-01-24 17:40:35 UTC  

He can't even RUN.

2019-01-24 17:40:39 UTC  

It's illegal.

2019-01-24 17:40:49 UTC  

I could just imagine the guy is like fidgeting and accidentally presses the **nuke the world** button

2019-01-24 17:41:11 UTC  

One bad comment the entire fucking family gets Romanov'd.

2019-01-24 17:41:17 UTC  

Fucking launches a missile at Russia

2019-01-24 17:41:19 UTC  

😂

2019-01-24 17:41:26 UTC  

Lmao thats true

2019-01-24 17:41:41 UTC  

Everything has McAfee Virus protector.

2019-01-24 17:41:44 UTC  

Even condoms.

2019-01-24 17:41:47 UTC  

Tf

2019-01-24 17:41:49 UTC  

O no

2019-01-24 17:41:49 UTC  

You know what?

2019-01-24 17:41:54 UTC  

That would help.

2019-01-24 17:41:58 UTC  

He's a part of the sex industry?

2019-01-24 17:42:00 UTC  

Eradicate STD's.

2019-01-24 17:42:03 UTC  

True

2019-01-24 17:42:03 UTC  

No im joking.

2019-01-24 17:42:15 UTC  

I was going along with the joke

2019-01-24 17:42:50 UTC  

Also im sure the migrants and India could use those McAfee condoms

2019-01-24 17:43:07 UTC  

They have waaaaay to many kids

2019-01-24 17:43:21 UTC  

we just need to

2019-01-24 17:43:27 UTC  

Same goes for the hoods in america

2019-01-24 17:43:35 UTC  

SATIRE

2019-01-24 17:43:37 UTC  

SATIRE

2019-01-24 17:43:43 UTC  

DONT BAN ME PLEASE ITS COMEDIC SATIRE.