Message from @whiic

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2019-02-15 03:43:24 UTC  

Oof

2019-02-15 05:58:43 UTC  

Wanting to expand his creative energy and hone his emotional expression, Ohio teen Ralph Morrison, 19, was accused of sexual assault this afternoon just hours after getting in touch with his feminine side. The gender non-conforming teen reports he was innocently exploring the womanly perimeters of his identity when things suddenly got out of control and he became very uncomfortable.

Mr Morrison told reporters that the traumatic incident took place when he was out alone in nature, just loving and touching his beautiful, naked body. “Everything was going great. I’m biologically male, but I almost felt like a real woman,” the gender-bending teen fondly remembers.

Things took a dark turn, however, when Mr Morrison’s hand brushed up against his buttocks while playfully dancing around a meadow. “I had this strange, masculine desire to squeeze my left buttocks; the left being the feminine side of the body,” he stated. “At that moment I knew I had crossed an invisible boundary.”

2019-02-15 07:38:07 UTC  

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2019-02-15 07:38:26 UTC  

"Gender non-conforming"

2019-02-15 07:38:38 UTC  

"Mr" "he"?

2019-02-15 07:38:40 UTC  

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2019-02-15 08:22:05 UTC  

Yeah, that doesn't make sense

2019-02-15 08:25:07 UTC  

I am so fucking

2019-02-15 08:25:13 UTC  

Wierded out by that article

2019-02-15 08:34:44 UTC  

My pronoun is zee http://pronoun.is/zee

2019-02-15 08:34:57 UTC  

Zee went to the park. I went with zed . Zee brought zeta frisbee. At least I think it was zetas . Zee threw the frisbee to zedself.

2019-02-15 12:46:33 UTC  

that raw vox story is a classic example of #rapeculture

2019-02-15 12:52:57 UTC  

Raw box story?

2019-02-15 12:53:01 UTC  

Vox*

2019-02-15 12:57:49 UTC  

ohio teen getting in touch with his feminine side story

2019-02-15 12:58:00 UTC  

*"story" lmao

2019-02-16 00:31:26 UTC  

“ President Trump installed a room-sized golf simulator at White House”
On Washington Post

WP attempts to paint a minor upgrade as a significant change. Obama installed the Golf Room. Trump just made it great again.

Credit https://www.reddit.com/r/headlinecorrections

http://archive.today/AZFv9

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399204742846349312/546126426408091658/image0.jpg

2019-02-16 02:16:02 UTC  

But what size was the room? It doesn't say in the headline and that's the issue that really counts.

2019-02-16 02:27:45 UTC  

Not sure

2019-02-16 02:35:47 UTC  

Don't care. Orange Man Bad. <:NPC:500042527231967262>

2019-02-16 02:57:14 UTC  

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2019-02-16 09:42:07 UTC  

i think i found some fake news

2019-02-16 09:42:45 UTC  

counter info by polar bear zoologist:

2019-02-16 09:49:19 UTC  

meh, apparently the zoologist is widely criticized, so i guess it's the usual shitshow

2019-02-16 22:34:48 UTC  

Funny story. Burina (the NRA "spy" likely wasn't a spy. She was a Russian gun rights activist.) Sounds like some Russian towns could probably really use some Bear hunting pistols...
https://newrepublic.com/article/153036/maria-butina-profile-wasnt-russian-spy

2019-02-17 15:18:35 UTC  

that's awesome every time you see it:
https://youtu.be/dAu44wVgb58

2019-02-17 23:22:56 UTC  

wait, aren't the "Patriot Prayer" gusy "hardcore Constitutionalists"???

2019-02-17 23:35:33 UTC  

Ssshshshsh, this is the mainstream news, we don't have room for your facts here.

2019-02-18 00:36:21 UTC  

Hence fake news

2019-02-18 00:36:51 UTC  

They wait til halfway through to even mention patriot prayer, before that it is just far right group

2019-02-18 18:26:31 UTC  

Got to love misleading headlines
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sixth-grader-arrested-florida-after-refusal-participate-pledge-allegiance-led-n972671
The Lakeland Police Department said in a statement that the boy was not arrested for refusing to stand for or recite the Pledge of Allegiance. "This arrest was based on the student’s choice to disrupt the classroom, make threats and resisting the officer’s efforts to leave the classroom."

2019-02-18 18:35:27 UTC  

still seems like a stupid reason to arrest the kid

2019-02-18 18:35:58 UTC  

and charge him

2019-02-18 18:37:06 UTC  

Depends on the threats ybh

2019-02-18 18:38:28 UTC  

And "threats" is vague

2019-02-18 18:40:27 UTC  

possibly but he is only 11