Message from @whiic
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Oof
Wanting to expand his creative energy and hone his emotional expression, Ohio teen Ralph Morrison, 19, was accused of sexual assault this afternoon just hours after getting in touch with his feminine side. The gender non-conforming teen reports he was innocently exploring the womanly perimeters of his identity when things suddenly got out of control and he became very uncomfortable.
Mr Morrison told reporters that the traumatic incident took place when he was out alone in nature, just loving and touching his beautiful, naked body. “Everything was going great. I’m biologically male, but I almost felt like a real woman,” the gender-bending teen fondly remembers.
Things took a dark turn, however, when Mr Morrison’s hand brushed up against his buttocks while playfully dancing around a meadow. “I had this strange, masculine desire to squeeze my left buttocks; the left being the feminine side of the body,” he stated. “At that moment I knew I had crossed an invisible boundary.”
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"Gender non-conforming"
"Mr" "he"?
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Yeah, that doesn't make sense
I am so fucking
Wierded out by that article
My pronoun is zee http://pronoun.is/zee
Zee went to the park. I went with zed . Zee brought zeta frisbee. At least I think it was zetas . Zee threw the frisbee to zedself.
that raw vox story is a classic example of #rapeculture
Raw box story?
Vox*
ohio teen getting in touch with his feminine side story
*"story" lmao
“ President Trump installed a room-sized golf simulator at White House”
On Washington Post
WP attempts to paint a minor upgrade as a significant change. Obama installed the Golf Room. Trump just made it great again.
Credit https://www.reddit.com/r/headlinecorrections
http://archive.today/AZFv9
But what size was the room? It doesn't say in the headline and that's the issue that really counts.
Not sure
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i think i found some fake news
counter info by polar bear zoologist:
meh, apparently the zoologist is widely criticized, so i guess it's the usual shitshow
Funny story. Burina (the NRA "spy" likely wasn't a spy. She was a Russian gun rights activist.) Sounds like some Russian towns could probably really use some Bear hunting pistols...
https://newrepublic.com/article/153036/maria-butina-profile-wasnt-russian-spy
that's awesome every time you see it:
https://youtu.be/dAu44wVgb58
wait, aren't the "Patriot Prayer" gusy "hardcore Constitutionalists"???
Ssshshshsh, this is the mainstream news, we don't have room for your facts here.
Hence fake news
They wait til halfway through to even mention patriot prayer, before that it is just far right group
This was uploaded to nydailynews.c°m
according to TinEye reverse image search, on August/04/2018
https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/LcnSyqprlSwGPr285gq4ajQwTCw=/1200x900/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/5DI3XETWUNDBDG4YOFSBKDIP2M.jpg
Got to love misleading headlines
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sixth-grader-arrested-florida-after-refusal-participate-pledge-allegiance-led-n972671
The Lakeland Police Department said in a statement that the boy was not arrested for refusing to stand for or recite the Pledge of Allegiance. "This arrest was based on the student’s choice to disrupt the classroom, make threats and resisting the officer’s efforts to leave the classroom."
still seems like a stupid reason to arrest the kid
and charge him
Depends on the threats ybh
And "threats" is vague
possibly but he is only 11